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  1. Market Porter

    What's everyone wearing tomorrow ?

    The HAT wins, the cloak is torn asunder... :drink:
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    What's everyone wearing tomorrow ?

    This week, I will be mostly wearing, at a jaungty angle, my lucky St. Pats hat, teamed with a cloak of pesimism.
  3. Market Porter

    Wales v England

    FFS egg chasing CJTC's
  4. Market Porter

    Comic Relief

    THIS is pure comic relief...
  5. Market Porter

    Status Quo - are you a fan?

    This is the essence of Quo, in 3.03 minutes... For the record, I bloody loved them when I was 14.
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    Lance Armstrong ends fight against doping charges

    He even managed to shoe-horn in 'taking guns from the good guys' as an analogy between doping in sports and the NRA/Obama gun debate.
  7. Market Porter

    IS Tony Bloom BLUFFING about the £8million LOSS ?

    Thank GOD for Enrest, we'd look PRopER fools without his SCREWTIN EARINGS.
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    Disneyland Paris - advice from those who have been

    Avoid this at all costs........
  9. Market Porter

    WE miss Craig DAVID as WELL as Murray

    Enrest? Dick? oh YES.
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    Copenhagen

    Christiania was still open for business in May when I last went. You will pay far too much to eat and drink on Nyhavn. Stroget is the main shopping street and has some good value bars nearby which even do a happy hour (Brings prices to UK equivalent) Tivoli is rather twee but worth the visit and...
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    To the person whose seat I snapped in West Stand Upper.....

    To date, in times of euphoria, I have caught a woman on the chin with a peach of an uppercut, loosened my sons front tooth with a vicious elbow jab and propelled myself over two rows and landed full square on my head. I'm a pretty laid back sort of guy but five pints and sheer excitement seem to...
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    Los Angeles hotel recommendations please NSC...

    Thanks guys, much appreciated. Will have done SF, Vegas and Canyon prior to LA, can't bloody wait.
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    Los Angeles hotel recommendations please NSC...

    Hi y'all, I'm in LA for a few days in a couple of weeks time. I've found all the other SF and Vegas threads really useful but if anyone can recommend a hotel and location for LA I'd be most grateful. I don't actually want to be in LA at all but I'm being outvoted by my companions so anything to...
  14. Market Porter

    Look who i bumped into yesterday

    Nice wallpaper, if you like that kinf of thing.
  15. Market Porter

    World Cup 2014 - Brazil

    IF we qualify we WILL be drawn in Manaus...FACT.
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    Thread of England ignominies: even if we lose tonight, it could be SO much worse

    THis my front stanfield, be here many wick now not pay bill yat. This men grew wary now see to much. Happy when win go hom then. Cum on English hoot Tim.
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    GreatIng form Kyiv England peopuls

    Toonite lars gem england on Kyiv for wick. wee miss you especial laydes what earning lots Hryvna. Don forget nise place for make visit stag. See you four final plis. Luve ukraine (oo cray een nea) you stupids peepul. X
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    *********** ENGLAND v ITALY (QF) - Kiev *************

    Hie agin, beck now hef internat con action restorable. Frents crusaider go hom exept too and they vary smell aft a twoo week no laundra. I haf to bye creme for rash on man but they rub no? Vary sad see Englands leaf Kyiv what even resoolt. God luck Englands we luve you. Ukraine luve you. Bie.
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    Prove you're not a plastic, England, JCL, here

    Hi agin. Back hom from Donetsk to kyiv wif boys cruesdar. I arm JCLNow englands nock up my Ukraine boys. Happi be to. See sundays gem varsis italia win luck goot. Bie.

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