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All around BN44 lights are coming on and kettles being filled by nervous souls.

Narrow gauge bog roll in public toilets.

We've had one eye on him for some time. 🐕

Anyone who can reach the crossbar. 🐕

Excellent news. A touch of Lukaku about the geezer. My glass is filling.

Tiny Tim sounded better when he'd finished tip-toeing through the tulips and started pushing up the daisies.

I fear there's going to be a local shortage of Tena Laddy by the 12th August. 🐕

This season I'll be mostly wearing my home-printed Bruno t-shirt.

My weapon is always primed.

Jordan Pickford - FEK

She shouldn't be allowed to sing unless she's fat. 🐕

With a transfer budget of 200 million Hooton can take us into Europe. It's vital that we finally secure the services of Owen. 🐕

They were looking to buy players. I can confirm they ordered 5, 11 and 17.

On matchdays I always put my Rotigotine medication patch on my right arse cheek then sing to the dog, "we're the right side, we're the right side............". Then use the left hand stairs to the ESU. 🐕

You've got 45 years to go yet, don't worry yourself. Concentrate on your 11plus exam. And stop buying sweeties with your paper round money.

At least Hitler had one bollock 🐕

Been suffering for a good while now. Only getting 2-3 hours sleep a night if that. Aside from pills and booze anyone got some advice from personal experience. Starting to get a bit zombified. 🐕

Apparently he's going to get extra dingo dollars for taking in Zaha in his rucksack pocket as his luxury item. 🐕

Prime example of why parachute payments should be abolished. 🐕

The quality and depth we now have in midfield is the major difference from last season. 🐕