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Positive proof that we need to sign someone who can regularly find the back of the net.

They're a bit short of goal keepers.

I had a dream last night that my son crashed his bike into a Kia Arsoul. In my dream I offered profuse apologies on behalf of my errant son and suggested generously that I pay for simple repairs. In this dream the Arsoul owner seemed happy with the suggestion but the dream turned into a...

Consistency in team selection would be a good start, especially up front. He keeps twatting about with the strikers who never seem to get a run of games playing together. I don't think he has a clue what his best 11 is even if they were all fit.

Inspirational..............

The amount of actual meat in a Richmond sausage.

I'm fecking well fed up with 200 passes a game across the back 3/4/5. Or the ball ending up with the keeper from an attacking free kick or a corner. We go backwards faster than an Italian tank unit. Until we can sign a Tyson Fury lookalike or hoppalong Carroll in January get Burn up front with...

Barber Out!

Barking Bonkers Looking like a 5-5-0 formation More of a Quiddich line up

I'll reserve judgement until after Brexit.

KFC & McDonalds. Half-time celebrity simulation. To start possibly with Timmy Mallet mimicking Winifred Zahahaha.

He's just landed at Tangmere.

It will all be an irrelevance when we thrash Arsenal.

Can I park my Nissan Leaf inside the ground. 🐕

I am not fat. Just heavy boned. 🐕

Just my dry sense of humour.

Could be. Are they related?

Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed. I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about. What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

The commentary on TalkSport2 is absolutely woeful.

Never liked Hewton. He's not foreign, far too polite and doesn't talk enough bollocks. Bamber out! 🐕