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  1. smeariestbat

    [Football] Your life as a match - are you winning?!

    Just approaching half time, defence has been battered by the oppostion but amazingly only conceded one goal, has had moments of brilliance where i was able to tuck away 3 of my own against the run of play. Definitely the stronger side going in.
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    [Albion] 'Enough with the data obsession, in the real world only goals for and against count'

    This really is an absolutely top class rant. 10/10
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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    Not saying stats dont have value, i work in elite rugby, i know they have value. I am saying that just having a high ‘shots on goal’ stat is not going to win you a game. Especially if those shots had very little to no chance of actually going in in the first place.
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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    Statistics, on their own do not tell the full story. It doesnt matter if we had 20 shots on target to their one, if our twenty were on the halfway line with no hope of really scoring and their one was 6ft out into an open goal. It doesnt matter if we had loads more on target, their chance was...
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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    I do believe you missed the point, but you do you :)
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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    Very fair and valid point tbh
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    [Football] It’s the stats that count!

    ‘ITS THE STATS THAT COUNT!’ This is what my friends and i used to shout whilst playing FIFA back in the day, launching a speculative shot at goal from the halfway line. This was because the rules we played, in the event of a tie at full time, the game was then decided by shots on target, or...
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    [Football] I just do not believe what i have just watched

    We didnt really win when hughton was manager either. That was boring football AND we lost. Poor in front of goal is the issue.
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    [Football] I just do not believe what i have just watched

    I think watching that shite and winning 2-1 beats playing lovely football and losing. I would rather win ugly than lose pretty, personally. And lets be honest, it wasnt anti football. They played to their game plan, defend solidly and counter. And they did, and had two lovely finishes. They...
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Crystal Palace *** Official Match Thread ***

    I wasn’t far off. Standard brighton :cry:
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Crystal Palace *** Official Match Thread ***

    I have been looking forward to this game for ages, a win truly means we can start looking up the table. Which means i’ll probably be bitterly dissapointed, lose 5 nil, find ourselves in another relegation battle and struggle to gain another point all season. BARBER OUT!
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    [Politics] Matt Hancock/Government Break the Law

    Yes. It’s almost as if they were trying to do the right thing and act quickly, without using a time travel machine to see how it would pan out. How dare they. Imagine the absolute slating johnson would have got had the uk not secured millions of doses of the oxford caccine early doors. Or even...
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    [Help] A question about driver liability in an 'accident'

    We do this in norway. Its a nightmare. Toddling along a main road when someone approaches from a side road at 40kmh and swings straight out without even slowing down or looking, safe in the knowledge that if they do crash, its not their fault. So stressfull 😅
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    [Music] What's the best song you have heard today? Share it here.

    https://youtu.be/QP-ML2kG6sw
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    [Misc] Car Help Please! Ford Fiesta, petrol cap / flap jammed? Thanks

    How did this advice slip by unnoticed :lolol:
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    [Football] The Zaha Factor

    Spanish dave
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    [TV] What are the very best long running jokes in TV comedy?

    They killed kenny Simpsons couch gag Assuming animation counts as tv....
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    [Help] Parking fine advice required

    I wanna agree. But indont understand what you said. If its that they made more money than if two seperate cars had parked for a total of 6 hours paying £1.20 each, and they’re being :wanker: about it, then i agree 😁
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    [Help] Parking fine advice required

    This i think is your strongest point. With the different tarrifs, what reasonable person would pay over twice the amount. Is it worth noting that £3 for 5 hours is still more than the price for 2 x 3 hours which would only come to £2.40.

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