[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

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Blue3

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Jan 27, 2014
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Lancing
As far as I’m aware, he was booked 5 times last season, but none were for simulation.
He was booked for simulation at Arsenal, but that was overturned by VAR, and a penalty was correctly award.
Hope this clears up your confusion .

No hes not been cautioned for simulation since the introduction of VAT nor has he won many decisions because the fear of VAR has stopped him diving and shows him up for what we always knew he was
 


Blue3

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Jan 27, 2014
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Lancing
Se20 is that you in the photo and have you really been on here posting since 2012 if it is you then I assume you started posting aged 10 am I correct?
 








Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
Since I started this on 20-08-2018 he's gone from wasted to useless. Best left for the archives.
 


Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
As far as I’m aware, he was booked 5 times last season, but none were for simulation.
He was booked for simulation at Arsenal, but that was overturned by VAR, and a penalty was correctly award.
Hope this clears up your confusion .

There isn't anyone in the league who has been booked more for simulation than Zaha though, is there?
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
There isn't anyone in the league who has been booked more for simulation than Zaha though, is there?

It's too late. The GOON has been decimated again by facts. He'll run away for a while and then turn up a few months later if Palace manage to get a point.

It's the Palace way. Embarrassing levels of cowardice.
 












happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
8,175
Eastbourne

Zaha has made no secret of his desire to test himself at a higher level ...


He was. At ManU. He failed. Badly.

Time for the championship?!

4 goals last season. Four.

That's not the statistics of someone who needs to be tested at a higher level, that's the stats of someone who is out of his league (notwithstanding he'll probably score against us again)
 








Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,489
I actually wish him well in his quest to leave, even though he can be a right tit.

The thing is, if he really wanted to appeal to a bigger club, like Burnley, you'd have thought he would have showcased his dead ball skills a bit at least. Its all very well doing step overs but what any club wants from a midfielder is the occasional delivery from a free kick and corner. And he's not exactly a good crosser either. He can't do that can he?

When he was young, he was worth the risk but now, the boat has long since sailed. He is in danger of being there until his contract runs out. Sad really.
 


peterward

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Nov 11, 2009
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As far as I’m aware, he was booked 5 times last season, but none were for simulation.
He was booked for simulation at Arsenal, but that was overturned by VAR, and a penalty was correctly award.
Hope this clears up your confusion .

There are also a rare breed who can beat lie detectors.

Diving is an art form, Simulation whilst evading the refs book are the modern masterpieces of cheating. Wilfred Zaha is the new Picasso
 


Shuggie

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Sep 19, 2003
685
East Sussex coast
Notwithstanding the inevitable kick in the nuts feeling when he scores against us, it would be rather splendid to see him stay and be just as impotent as last season.

Icing on the cake: a highly profitable "singin the blues" season to richly compensate for last year's disappointment.
 


peterward

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Nov 11, 2009
12,280
Notwithstanding the inevitable kick in the nuts feeling when he scores against us, it would be rather splendid to see him stay and be just as impotent as last season.

Icing on the cake: a highly profitable "singin the blues" season to richly compensate for last year's disappointment.

If they dont let him move again, he wouldnt need to refuse to play. Just refuse to dive.

The loss of all those cheap penalties and free kicks would be devastating to Woys dads army.
 




Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
With Leeds?
Him and Messi will guarantee the PL title next season. Bielsa will turn Messi into a 23 year old and Mr Tumble will prove to be better than C. Ronaldo. All fear the mighty leeds. Yes, deliberate use of lower case l. God, I despise those w@nkstains.

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papajaff

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Aug 7, 2005
4,028
Brighton
Him and Messi will guarantee the PL title next season. Bielsa will turn Messi into a 23 year old and Mr Tumble will prove to be better than C. Ronaldo. All fear the mighty leeds. Yes, deliberate use of lower case l. God, I despise those w@nkstains.

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Suarez will be joining Messi at leeds as best mates like to stick together apparently. They are leeds through and through.

I hate them spunktrumpets (nicked) as well. Can't see us doing business with them in the near future. Thought they would be grateful for us lending them Ben. But no, they despise us. Bizarre.

I love my away days but never again will I go there. To be called a fooking bender as I'm holding my wife's hand? Back to the 70s.
 


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