Don't think so Spence not if he's scared of VAR
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[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***
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Don't think so Spence not if he's scared of VAR
No hes not been cautioned for simulation since the introduction of VAT nor has he won many decisions because the fear of VAR has stopped him diving and shows him up for what we always knew he was
father_and_son
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Wouldn't want him even if he was free.
Sussex Nomad
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Since I started this on 20-08-2018 he's gone from wasted to useless. Best left for the archives.
Baldseagull
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There isn't anyone in the league who has been booked more for simulation than Zaha though, is there?
It's too late. The GOON has been decimated again by facts. He'll run away for a while and then turn up a few months later if Palace manage to get a point.
It's the Palace way. Embarrassing levels of cowardice.
father_and_son
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Zaha has made no secret of his desire to test himself at a higher level ...
He was. At ManU. He failed. Badly.
Time for the championship?!
Brok
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With Leeds?
happypig
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4 goals last season. Four.
That's not the statistics of someone who needs to be tested at a higher level, that's the stats of someone who is out of his league (notwithstanding he'll probably score against us again)
father_and_son
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Well, Bielsa would struggle with his cheating! The opposition would be walking in a goal every week.
father_and_son
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It was only 4 because he doesn't have any toys left in his pram. Playing in a top squad he'd get... 5?
Motogull
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I actually wish him well in his quest to leave, even though he can be a right tit.
The thing is, if he really wanted to appeal to a bigger club, like Burnley, you'd have thought he would have showcased his dead ball skills a bit at least. Its all very well doing step overs but what any club wants from a midfielder is the occasional delivery from a free kick and corner. And he's not exactly a good crosser either. He can't do that can he?
When he was young, he was worth the risk but now, the boat has long since sailed. He is in danger of being there until his contract runs out. Sad really.
The thing is, if he really wanted to appeal to a bigger club, like Burnley, you'd have thought he would have showcased his dead ball skills a bit at least. Its all very well doing step overs but what any club wants from a midfielder is the occasional delivery from a free kick and corner. And he's not exactly a good crosser either. He can't do that can he?
When he was young, he was worth the risk but now, the boat has long since sailed. He is in danger of being there until his contract runs out. Sad really.
- Nov 11, 2009
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There are also a rare breed who can beat lie detectors.
Diving is an art form, Simulation whilst evading the refs book are the modern masterpieces of cheating. Wilfred Zaha is the new Picasso
Shuggie
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Notwithstanding the inevitable kick in the nuts feeling when he scores against us, it would be rather splendid to see him stay and be just as impotent as last season.
Icing on the cake: a highly profitable "singin the blues" season to richly compensate for last year's disappointment.
Icing on the cake: a highly profitable "singin the blues" season to richly compensate for last year's disappointment.
- Nov 11, 2009
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If they dont let him move again, he wouldnt need to refuse to play. Just refuse to dive.
The loss of all those cheap penalties and free kicks would be devastating to Woys dads army.
Bwian
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- Jul 14, 2003
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Him and Messi will guarantee the PL title next season. Bielsa will turn Messi into a 23 year old and Mr Tumble will prove to be better than C. Ronaldo. All fear the mighty leeds. Yes, deliberate use of lower case l. God, I despise those w@nkstains.
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Suarez will be joining Messi at leeds as best mates like to stick together apparently. They are leeds through and through.
I hate them spunktrumpets (nicked) as well. Can't see us doing business with them in the near future. Thought they would be grateful for us lending them Ben. But no, they despise us. Bizarre.
I love my away days but never again will I go there. To be called a fooking bender as I'm holding my wife's hand? Back to the 70s.