Your MUM's so FAT.....

[Artois]

She got arrested at the airport for carrying 12 pounds of crack.

 

[Goodfella]

Are you ok??

 

[wehatepalace]

ya mumma's so dumb she got locked in Tesco's and starved to death!!!!!

 

[Yoda]

Your mum's so fat, when I finished having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

 

[Mendoza]

Your mums so fat she 's slower than a spastic in a magnet factory

4-2!!

 

[Artois]

Your Mum's so fat that when she was wearing her X-Files t-shirt, a helicoper tried to land on her.

 

[Silent Bob]

Your mums so fat she has smaller mums orbiting her.

 

[Common as Mook]

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the talking scales, it told her to 'get the f*** off'

 

[wehatepalace]

ya mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car

 

[Mendoza]

your mums so fat she jumped and got stuck in the sky

 

[Artois]

Your Mum's so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 14 shows.

 

[Nibble]

Your momma is so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet patch

 

[Artois]

Your Mum's so fat, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol.

 

[Common as Mook]

Your mum's so fat, when I was humping her I burnt my arse on the lightbulb.

 

[Artois]

Look, everyone. Let's just get off Mums.


























'Cause I just got off yours.

 

[wehatepalace]

ya mumma's so dumb she DJ's for the ice cream man

 

[NMH]

Yo momma is so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Yo momma is so fat, her arse cheeks have their own post codes

Yo momma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to tie her belt.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to take the shoe-shine's word for it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she got lost they had to use the whole milk-carton (in the US, they advertise for missing persons on one facet of the milk-cartons)

Yo momma is so fat, people from Grand Canyon travel to visit her arse-crack.

okay, I'm done

 

[Bakesy]

Your mum's so fat that when she lifted her arms, Shergar and Lord Lucan fell out.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Your momma's so fat, her ass has it's own MP.

Your momma's so fat, Ian Botham does charity fundraising walks around her waist.

 

[elwheelio]

your mum's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I said 'what you doing?'. She said 'moving'