Your MUM's so FAT.....

[The Large One]

Your mum's so huge, when she was at the airport, she got hijacked.

 

[Zed Seagull]

Your mums so fat i had to jump on her belly to pop her fanny oot.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Your Mums so fat I had to ask her to fart and give me a clue.

 

[DTES]

Your mum's so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself.

What?

 

[justin]

yo mommas so fat she has to use a bomerang to put her belt on!

 

[Djmiles]

yo mommas so fat she has to use a bomerang to put her belt on!

Already been said

 

[Les Biehn]

Your mommas so fat I won't even f*** her.

 

[justin]

my apalogies!
yo mommas so fat she went out in high heels and ended up in flip flops!



hows that 1??

 

[Munkfish]

Your mommas so fat I won't even f*** her.

i was just about to write that about you sorry gay boy

 

[Les Biehn]

i was just about to write that about you sorry gay boy

Thought I better get in first.

 

[Double Hard Bastard]

You mama's so fat her blood type's RAGU!

 

[Gully]

Your mum's so fat that when she farts the weather office give a name to it.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Your mum's so fat, every time she turns around, she has another birthday.