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Heffle Gull

JCL since 1979
Feb 5, 2004
891
Heathfield
I have a netminder double playing Ice Hockey for the Paisley Blackhawks



Nickname Barthez
D.O.B. 12/07/55
Place Of Birth
Number 21
Position Netminder
Shoots Left
Previous Clubs Glasgow,PaisleySharks,PaisleyEagles
Favourite Music Tumbleweeds
Other Interests Playing for Man United in my spare time
Ambition To stay in my goal
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
History

Gareth Glover graduated in 2003 with a BA(hons) in History.

"I came to DMU chiefly because it is local for me and I understood it to be mature student friendly. Happily I as right! I found all the staff to be highly personable and motivated, firing my interest in areas of History I would not normally have engaged with, while developing my knowledge of areas that I already liked. At present I am taking an MA in International Security, but as yet have no concrete plans for employment upon completion."

I also grauduated from De Montfort University in 2003.
 


Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
I'm fairly confident nobody else has my name and there is not one result in Google for it. Not even any traces of me thankfully
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Paul Baron - The Musician.

One "Hit" to date.

Rum and Coca- Cola

If you ever go to Trinidad
They make you feel so very glad
Calypso sing and make up rhyme
Guarantee you one good real fine time

Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down "Point Koomahnah"
Both mother and daughter
Singin' for the Yankee dollar

Any visitor to Trinidad
Can have good time he never had
If he come just for rest, okay
Then he lie around in sun all day

Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down "Point Koomahnah"
Both mother and daughter
Singin' for the Yankee dollar


Additional verses:

All the teen-age babies very keen
To listen to juke box machine
It stimulates their heart 'n' soul
Just to hear Calypso rock 'n' roll

In Trinidad out on Green Hill
Lives native man called "Papa Bill"
Got nineteen wives, but he's blue because
He also got nineteen mother-in-laws

Oldest native here is ninety-nine
But still he feel so nice 'n' fine
On Tee-vee show he smile 'n' say
"Nothing to it, I just got that way"

Native girl got figure fine
Just like Trinidad coast-line
But one thing that you see so plain
She's a little plump around Port of Spain

I bought a dog in Trinidad
Best darn dog I ever had
He so smart that little pup
Walk on front legs...if you hold back ones up

When soldier go parading by
Native girls all wink the eye
Help soldier celebrate his leave
Make every day like New Year's Eve
 




Grendel

New member
Jul 28, 2005
3,251
Seaford
Off the top of my head, I know that I share my name with the beer and brands director of London brewers, Fuller Smith & Turner.
 










Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I am Gwyneth Paltrows Uncle.
 


Apart from being the occupant of Number 104, Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair, in real life I am also a real estate lawyer in Las Vegas and I used to be an advisor to John Prescott on transport matters.

Hey! I remember those days.

:lolol:
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I also fought in the Gulf War, the mental scars have not yet healed.

Gareth Glover, Jimmy Heer, Richard Sharpe and Jim Dyer all fought in the first Gulf War, a conflict where suicide claimed four times more soldiers than died in the battlefield. The wounds that were inflicted on these ordinary young men, who found themselves in extraordinary situations of horror, will probably never be healed. However, it is possible to stop these belated battle scars from being carved upon the young generation of troops now returning from the Gulf.
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
WILCOCK, Thomas Henry

Thomas Henry Wilcock of Providence House, St. Ives, Newtown, Pontefract, Yorkshire, died 1 August 1951. Probate London, 1 November [1951] to Laura Wilcock, widow. Effects £5,495 19s 7d.
 




Withnail

Member
Jan 16, 2004
919
Lincoln
Founder of North Carolina Manabi-Masho Jujitsu, S.S.M.A. North Carolina's First and Original Manabi-Masho Jujitsu School.
Don't mess.
Also a basketball coach and a doctor in Florida.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Your worth 5 and a half grand :clap:
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
So far

I am a famous historian studying Waterloo who has published books, fought in the Gulf War in the early 90's, I am a major game developer in the late 90's, and I have graduated from De Montfort University in 2003.

Beat that.
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Piers what is your surname or is that a secret too far ???
 




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