[Misc] Your Five Fave Dinner Party Guests.

[Westdene Seagull]

As long as George turns up, who needs anymore guests...

Talking about George, can I add George Galloway as a reserve ?

 

[The Clamp]

I have had my 5, but that dinner went so well I have decided to hold another one this Saturday.

Invites have gone out to:

Bob Mortimer
Liza Tarbuck
Louis Theroux
Prof Alice Roberts
Clive James

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Peter Cook
Dudley Moore
Jayne Mansfield
Winston Churchill
Some c**t

 

[Weststander]

Peter Cook
Dudley Moore
Jayne Mansfield
Winston Churchill
Some c**t

Zaha?

 

[aberllefenni]

Edmund Burke
Thomas Paine
William Cobbett
George Orwell
Christopher Hitchens

Should be a lively evening

Just the first two names on your list on their own would make for a lively evening.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

1. Jimmy Greaves
2.Paul Gascoigne
3.George Best
4.Tony Adams
5.Diego Maradona

We would skip the dinner though.

For a game of 5-a side? You on the bench

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Peter Cook
Dudley Moore
Jayne Mansfield
Winston Churchill
Some c**t

You missed the Nolan twins

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

For fireworks, with all compelled to stay the entire evening:

Katie Hopkins
Will Self
David Starkey
Marco Pierre White
John Lydon

It was supposed to be a dinner partly, not a punch up

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

OK, here's mine

Michael Portillo
Jenny Agguter
Henning Wehn
Amanda Donohoe
Mrs Tackle

 

[The Large One]

Stephen Fry
Clare Balding
Maria Montessori
Liam Rosenior
Rosa Parks

 

[Weststander]

It was supposed to be a dinner partly, not a punch up

I’d sit back and furtively enjoy the mother of all rows.

The first three have been on Question Time a few times I think, always fiery. Starkey and Self are interesting because although pigeon holed as right and left, they’re also mavericks. Self will just as easily destroy a leftie if he smells hypocracy or a fake.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I’d sit back and furtively enjoy the mother of all rows.

The first three have been on Question Time a few times I think, always fiery. Starkey and Self are interesting because although pigeon holed as right and left, they’re also mavericks. Self will just as easily destroy a leftie if he smells hypocracy or a fake.

I think you are a shit-stirring maverick.

Top work!

 

[The Clamp]

Stephen Fry
Clare Balding
Maria Montessori
Liam Rosenior
Rosa Parks

Just make sure you run the seating plan past Rosa first.

 

[Weststander]

I think you are a shit-stirring maverick.

Top work!

 

[Lenny Rider]

Frank Sinatra
Napoleon
Tony Grieg
Anne Frank
Lenny Bruce

 

[lawros left foot]

Keith Floyd is a good shout as is Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper and Bill Hicks would probably be good too

If we were going to have a jam after, Steve Winwood, Ronnie Lane, Jimi Hendrix, Keith moon and Otis Redding. Or just the Faces circa 1973!

I met Keith Floyd, a detestable person, he treated his assistant as if she were muck on the sole of his shoe. One of the most unpleasant individuals I’ve ever had the misfortune to spend a day with.

 

[studio150]

Martin Luther King Jr
Michael Palin
Michael Portillo
Christine Keeler
Jane Fonda

 

[studio150]

Keith Floyd is a good shout as is Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper and Bill Hicks would probably be good too

If we were going to have a jam after, Steve Winwood, Ronnie Lane, Jimi Hendrix, Keith moon and Otis Redding. Or just the Faces circa 1973!

Will you have enough booze for this gathering

 

[The Camel]

As much as I thought Peter Cook was just about the funniest man I ever heard, I doubt he would be a great dinner guest.

Miserable fecker IRL by all accounts.

 

[Gwylan]

I met Keith Floyd, a detestable person, he treated his assistant as if she were muck on the sole of his shoe. One of the most unpleasant individuals I’ve ever had the misfortune to spend a day with.

Yep. I've met him too: a rude and obnoxious drunk