Isle of Wight
I know it was a tongue in cheek comment but the Isle of Wight is a wonderful place. Have friends who set up a B&B there about two years ago so went over last Easter. Easy to get around and great food - had my best EVER ploughmans at the Wight Mouse. It is like going back 20 years though. Sadly it looks like our friends might go bust though thanks to the virus !
As for countries - got to be France ( plan to retire to the Loire Valley ) or Australia - close call really.