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Is this website a primary school 'lets play at being newspapers' project ? Year 6 would be my guess judging by the grammar and punctuation (let alone the actual content)
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
Pretty horrendous stuff.
Why oh why did I ever think it would be worth reading 
What's with the commas? This sentence being the best (worst?) example:
Bloom aware even then, of the vital importance , of the club kicking off at Falmer in at least the Championship , sacked Slade and his assistants , Bob Booker and Dean White , at the end of October.
Bloom aware even then, of the vital importance , of the club kicking off at Falmer in at least the Championship , sacked Slade and his assistants , Bob Booker and Dean White , at the end of October.
- Jan 3, 2012
- 17,355
It's awful in every respect. Opinions that are barely worth airing, and the writing, punctuation etc is fairly pathetic.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Better than usual.
nwgull
Well-known member
Who the **** wrote this, and who the double **** checked the grammar and punctuation? The following paragraph is just an example:
'Sadly however, Slade’s some of Slades signings and his tactical approach let him down , a 7-1 thrashing by Huddersfield and player indiscipline, left the Seagulls far from their play off place aspirations.'
The first sentence doesn't make sense; there's an apostrophe missing in Slade's signings; the comma after 'let him down' should be a semi-colon or a full stop; the comma after indiscipline shouldn't be there (and you don't put a space before a comma either). So that's 5 mistakes in one small paragraph, and you're expecting us to take this article seriously?
'Sadly however, Slade’s some of Slades signings and his tactical approach let him down , a 7-1 thrashing by Huddersfield and player indiscipline, left the Seagulls far from their play off place aspirations.'
The first sentence doesn't make sense; there's an apostrophe missing in Slade's signings; the comma after 'let him down' should be a semi-colon or a full stop; the comma after indiscipline shouldn't be there (and you don't put a space before a comma either). So that's 5 mistakes in one small paragraph, and you're expecting us to take this article seriously?
Grombleton
Surrounded by <div>s
- Dec 31, 2011
- 7,356
Did the OP write this?
I think Stevie Wonder could have done better. On a broken computer. In the dark. In a bath.
I think Stevie Wonder could have done better. On a broken computer. In the dark. In a bath.
El Sid
Well-known member
My understanding is that it's the product of a Japanese based Apple experiment in primate voice recognition.
Code name Siri Idiot.
hitony
Administrator
Why oh why did I ever think it would be worth reading
This!!
I am actually very annoyed with myself for wasting 2 valuable minutes of my life, which I will never get back again!!
Good grief.
If you can't even be bothered to read this shit back, to check it, why should anyone else be bothered to read it?
If you can't even be bothered to read this shit back, to check it, why should anyone else be bothered to read it?
Keeping The Dream Alive.
Naming Rights
Never ceases to amaze me the amount of you who read it
But it's just a random series of words written together.
The code generated by an Enigma machine looks like The Hungry Caterpillar when compared with that piece.
The code generated by an Enigma machine looks like The Hungry Caterpillar when compared with that piece.
Jim Van Winkle
Well-known member
I ended up reading the story about the stabbing in Charles St.