You'll like this .

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I haven't read it, but I bet it's shit

 

[Grombleton]

I write articles
I think I'm the Messiah
I am just a tool

 

[Stat Brother]

I write articles
I think I'm the Messiah
I am just a tool

Oh Christ not two of you

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I haven't read it, but I bet it's shit

This one has been shit.
The next one might be better.
But probably not.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I read the cut and past from Gary in Leeds. My Favourite bit is the random X-Men reference. What could this be possibly getting at?

Is Sami Hypia really Magneto with a plan for world mutant domination?
Does Chris O'Grady have better or worse movement than Professor Xavier?
Does David Stockdale have Wolverine style claws which is why he really wears gloves?

Hopefully there will be a Captain America reference in Timmy's next school Project when it comes out.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I read the cut and past from Gary in Leeds. My Favourite bit is the random X-Men reference. What could this be possibly getting at?

I could be wrong, but I THINK that it is a sophisticated reference to DRAWING lots of matches ( X = a draw on a pools coupon, kind of thing...). Clever stuff.

The X Men

The Albion have now drawn four league games in a row.

Although of course two were goalless draws so your pools coupon would be knacked.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I could be wrong, but I THINK that it is a sophisticated reference to DRAWING lots of matches ( X = a draw on a pools coupon, kind of thing...). Clever stuff.



Although of course two were goalless draws so your pools coupon would be knacked.

Journalistic class of that kind is wasted on mere mortals like me. A draw percentage of 45% over the season is an obvious linkage to a crap Hollywood franchise.

Personally I'd rather references to 'Superman Lewis Dunk' 'Lassie Like Craig Mackail Smith' or he finished like 'Donkey from Shrek <insert striker here>' if we are going down the super hero route.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Journalistic class of that kind is wasted on mere mortals like me. A draw percentage of 45% over the season is an obvious linkage to a crap Hollywood franchise.

Personally I'd rather references to 'Superman Lewis Dunk' 'Lassie Like Craig Mackail Smith' or he finished like 'Donkey from Shrek <insert striker here>' if we are going down the super hero route.

Those are a bit too basic though, I'd think. Quite clearly here, the writer wants the reader to have to extend themselves a little, to fully understand, and thus benefit truly from the piece. He's Luc Besson to Martin Samuel's Spielberg.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I think, or rather I hope, that alcohol played a large part in the writing of that rambling "article".

 

[Questions]

You see, once I realise a thread is one of HB&B's self-promoting efforts, I simply don't bother to click on the link.

Part of me wants to, just to know if the article really is as terrible as almost everybody says it is. But then again, every time somebody does that, it registers as a "view", and from previous experience, he takes the viewing stats as some kind of indicator of the success/ brilliance of the article. I'm not willing to contribute to that, so I save myself the time.

With me Edna I call it my Medusa complex. I just can't help but look. It's akin to what you must see in your job sometimes - you know ? The slowing down to look at a car crash.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

With me Edna I call it my Medusa complex. I just can't help but look. It's akin to what you must see in your job sometimes - you know ? The slowing down to look at a car crash.

But a really crap car crash, where nobody's hurt, but which leaves you thinking "What sort of absolute bloody idiot managed to do that, and how were they ever allowed behind the wheel?".

 

[severnside gull]

But a really crap car crash, where nobody's hurt, but which leaves you thinking "What sort of absolute bloody idiot managed to do that, and how were they ever allowed behind the wheel?".

Ha ha! Genius

 

[Hiney]

He's a ****ing imbecile

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I read the cut and past from Gary in Leeds. My Favourite bit is the random X-Men reference. What could this be possibly getting at?

Is Sami Hypia really Magneto with a plan for world mutant domination?
Does Chris O'Grady have better or worse movement than Professor Xavier?
Does David Stockdale have Wolverine style claws which is why he really wears gloves?

Hopefully there will be a Captain America reference in Timmy's next school Project when it comes out.

I could be wrong, but I THINK that it is a sophisticated reference to DRAWING lots of matches ( X = a draw on a pools coupon, kind of thing...). Clever stuff.



Although of course two were goalless draws so your pools coupon would be knacked.

But normally with a crosshead, there is further explanation of it in the following paragraph, or at least mention of it.

I thought it could be that, or the fact he was talking about "Ex" managers. Either way, it's a bit naff, but not the worst thing wrong with it.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I have to take issue with the use of "fairly".

I accept your point. I am just not normally over condemnatory because the poor love who wrote it might read what I have said and it might hurt his/her feelings.

But you're right. It's erratic and erroneous and.....crap