You thought Withdean was bad?

[Nibble]

Check this prime piece of real estate out...

 

[Dave the OAP]

that tree could do a job

 

[Easy 10]

That tree is probably what we could do with in our midfield - far more mobile than El Abd anyway.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

That tree is probably what we could do with in our midfield - far more mobile than El Abd anyway.

Certainly with a better first touch

 

[Dave the OAP]

it could BRANCH out and play on the wing

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I wonder when they will TWIG that there is a tree on the pitch ?

 

[REDLAND]

I wonder when they will TWIG that there is a tree on the pitch ?

Leaf it out mate .

 

[Dave the OAP]

LEAFing through this thread, it could get a bit STICKY trying to find apt puns

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I wonder what the bloke in the top left hand corner is looking at?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I wonder what the bloke in the top left hand corner is looking at?

possibly his mate is being BIRCHed?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Anyway, I think I recognise that game.

It looks to me as if it is Broad OAK V Buxted.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

You'd think someone would stump up for a groundsman

 

[Dave the OAP]

the goalie looks like he may have ACORN on his foot as he appears to be standing on tippi toesies

 

[Easy 10]

I think its acacia the groundsman neglecting his duties.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Fixtures (i.e. not that old chestnut...)

 

[pasty]

Is ASHley Cole playing?

 

[Hiney]

The one with the green hair standing outside the centre circle looks a bit of a SAP

 

[pasty]

Can anyone CEDAR ball ?

 

[Perry Milkins]

None of these replies have got to the root of the problem.

 

[Prof P]

Quite. They are all BARKing up the wrong...oh, I can't be arsed.