You thought Withdean was bad?

[Drumstick]

the jokes on this thread are so WOODEN

 

[Pavilionaire]

Are the team in white CYPRESS?

 

[Hiney]

Are the team in white CYPRESS?

I thought it was Manchester YEWnited

I think the ground is OAKwell

 

[Moshe Gariani]

I think the ground is OAKwell

ELM Park surely...

 

[Hiney]

eWOOD Park perhaps?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Change the record, I'm sycamore ground puns...

 

[Drumstick]

you PLANK hiney

 

[Hiney]

you PLANK hiney

Who are you calling a PLANK, DrumSTICK

 

[Buzzer]

Oy! That's 1066Gull's sister you're talking about, you saps.