You Know you're rubbish when...........

[The Peanut Roaster]

you have to river someone twice to beat them

When you get rivered twice by Peanut.

 

[Twizzle]

You still need to work hard to beat a side that has nothing to play for because they got promoted several weeks beforehand

 

[Postman Pat]

Dick invites you to lunch at Donatellos

 

[Gritt23]

The team above you are so far clear of you, that you don't even notice when they are crowned Champions, thereby earning a guard of honour from you.

 

[Simster]

You let a team with a previously feeble number of batting points somehow amass nearly 300 with the loss of just 3 wickets, at home.