You Know you're rubbish when...........

[Frutos]

You have to employ your physio as manager

Or worse, someone else's physio.

 

[bhaexpress]

When you can't keep up.

 

[brakespear]

When all the ideas you come up with to post in a joke thread have been used by halfway down the first page

 

[ferring seagull]

When you can't keep up.

An excellent thread overall

LOL

Al

 

[flint]

Your Nick Clegg or Wallace or Gromit (aka) Ed Milliband

 

[R. Slicker]

When you are a fan of another league 1 club but you have to keep going on a Brighton forum & spouting shite, even though you don't care about us.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

...you come second to Ian Dowie in a beauty contest.......

 

[Insel affe]

I did not see it

 

[JBizzle]

when Barcelona score a third

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

When you're Fernando Torres

 

[Kazenga <3]

you buy Adam Virgo for 1.5 million

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Simon Jordan announces he has bought your club for 50p and promises to invest (or waste) £40m on your club in the next 5 years!

TNBA

TTF

 

[brakespear]

you buy Adam Virgo for 1.5 million

and then give him back for free.

 

[TS90]

You're loaning players FROM Crystal Palace

 

[New Carpet?]

... you're covered on a football television show and "The Scientist" by Coldplay is used as the soundtrack to the report.

 

[bhaexpress]

...you come second to Ian Dowie in a beauty contest.......

According to Palace the same applies if you stand behind George Burley in an Off License.

 

[Peever]

you have to river someone twice to beat them

 

[Mellotron]

You care about another club so little that you go to the trouble of making up and singing a chant just to say "we don't care about you".

 

[Gritt23]

when you can't even pay the St. John Ambulance the money you owe them.

 

[KZNSeagull]

You can't even be bothered to shout at the ref whilst pointing at your watch during injury time.