You know you're a Pikey when.....

[Soton Seagull]

I'm bored !

I'll start....

You wear Black Leather Slip ons with Tracksuit Trousers.

 

[Mr Popkins]

you beat the seagulls to the tip!

 

[On the Left Wing]

You think shopping in Wilkinsons is going up market

 

[Faldo]

when you can comfortably join your sister, mother and aunt for a dinner for 2.

 

[JJ McClure]

..you live in Gillingham.

 

[caz99]

you wear a burberry cap

(sorry but i hate them)

 

[JJ McClure]

..your dream car is a Vauxhall Nova

 

[m20gull]

caz99 - nearly there "you wear a Burberry cap trawled from someone who paid for it"

 

[Soton Seagull]

You are 30 and have Grandchildren

 

[Marc]

you start threads on a messageboard with the title "You know when you're a Pikey when....."

 

[simnom]

You shop at Lidl or Iceland.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

You have more metal in your ear than a coke can.

 

[Hunting 784561]

When you buy Carling Black Label because theres 33% extra in the can , even though you hate the stuff...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

You rent the flat upstairs from me PIKEY BITCH .......... how am I meant to sell mine with the waft of your roll ups in the hall way
you binner

 

[Deleted User X18H]

and......... you live in Burgess Hill or Southwick or Shoreham cos you can't afford to live in glorious Brighton or Hove.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

You think that a ring is supposed to be the size of a dustbin lid and must be bought from Argos.

Yopu think the plates and jewellrey advertised in.the Sunday Tabloid Paper magazines are "f***ing well classy"

Your Mum gets you barred from the nightclub for fighting wi9th one of your mates girlfriends.

You like Ian Dowie

 

[Marc]

and......... you live in Burgess Hill or Southwick or Shoreham cos you can't afford to live in glorious Brighton or Hove.

LOOSER....more pikeys in Hove than Southwick/Shoreham put together!

 

[shingle]

and......... you live in Burgess Hill or Southwick or Shoreham cos you can't afford to live in glorious Brighton or Hove.

OR LEWES b&b

 

[Mr Popkins]

and......... you live in Burgess Hill or Southwick or Shoreham cos you can't afford to live in glorious Brighton or Hove.

f*** right off!

theres more pikeys is Brighton & Hove as the Council give them such good benefit handouts!!!

 

[Lolly]

OR LEWES b&b

or Newhaven....