You know you're a Pikey when.....

[Soton Seagull]

You have tattoos on your knuckles and gold effect 'bling'

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Nerve touching, there are no pikeys in central Brighton or Hove
where I live, lots of binners out in the suburbs who can't afford the central area prices FACT and as for mid and West Sussex.................

 

[The Large One]

Southwick and Lancing are both Pikey Central.

You're a Pikey when you consider Fishersgate as moving into an 'up' area. Or you can draw a dot-to-dot on the zits on your face and come up with a drawing of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Southwick and Lancing are both Pikey Central.

You're a Pikey when you consider Fishersgate as moving into an 'up' area.

At last I have found a like minded person.

 

[m20gull]

Southwick and Lancing are both Pikey Central.

Come and join me here in North Kent then!

You know you're a Pikey when your other car is a Transit flatbed

 

[The Large One]

Come and join me here in North Kent then!

I stand corrected.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Nerve touching, there are no pikeys in central Brighton or Hove
where I live, lots of binners out in the suburbs who can't afford the central area prices FACT and as for mid and West Sussex.................

yes the winos, beggars and drug addicts in central brighton are so bohemian arent they ?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

yes the winos, beggars and drug addicts in central brighton are so bohemian arent they ?

there are none of the above in Brighton

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

North Kent is an absolute hole. It is full of Strood and Gillingham and fat birds with three kids who are 11 years younger than their Mums

It has kids going to their Grandparents 35th birthday party. It is full of pikey families going out for a posh Sunday Lunch to Harvester.

It is full of skin disorders and speach impediments. Greasy hair, bad teeth, fat arses, hallitosis and ear wax.

That is North Kent. And don't you forget it.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Speech impediments. Sorry that was a typo.

 

[Northstander]

LANCING? You want to see it here in Leeds..

Uniform being.... all worn as one!!!

Burberry base cap (a fake one)

Reebbok pull over jumper (Blue or Black)!

White popper stud track suit bottoms

Either:
Reebok classics or stone island copy boots (to go with the track-suit bottoms I add!!)

Nova Up here they don't own cars they just nick em!!

 

[Northstander]

Stone island boots...sorry I meant copy Rockport boots!!!

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

...Firle Bonfire Society blow you up

 

[Deleted User X18H]

...Firle Bonfire Society blow you up

What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pikey of the thread

 

[m20gull]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3222321.stm

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oh I see then I apologise, I think the context of the thread had been lost, mainly due to me being obnoxious ............ again.

 

[m20gull]

For an even better take on the same story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...rle15.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/11/15/ixhome.html

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

you wear 'fcuk' t-shirts, any neck jewellery, sweatbands when you're not playing sport, any clothes with intentional rips in the fabric and you listen to garage/jungle/trance for fun.

 

[Knightsworld]

You smell worse than 1 of your 50 pets

 

[k_m]

hey fcuk t-shirts are not pikey!