You know you love the Albion too much when.....

[Notters]

You still refuse to buy anything made by TDK.

 

[Slough Seagull]

most of your annual leave from work is taken up going to places such as Stockport or Peterborough on a Tuesday night to watch an away game, when you could have gone to <insert nice hot country> for 10 days

or come back a week earlier than the wife to do just that!

 

[Mendoza]

you are in a trendy discotheque and Kc And The Sunshine Band, Give It Up starts playing, and you HAVE to change the words to DOUG LOFT

 

[Simster]

You watch the Superbowl half time show, notice that the drummer is wearing an ALBION ski hat and BURST with pride.

 

[See-Goals]

Every suit or casual jacket and coat you own and wear whether at work, rest or play has a small discrete seagulls badge on it to show your allegiance

I have a small seagull badge on the bag I take to work, I work in Croydon and 2 years in I haven't fallen foul to a kick-in yet!

 

[mr sheen]

The mention of Phil Prosser, Michael Keane or Scott McGleish puts you into a bad mood immediately.

Michael Keane, I'd forgotten all about my all-consuming hatred for that little fucker until now. What's happened to the ****, hopefully back eating spuds and bog-trotting in his native land, ideally having suffered terrible injury and having discovered his brother shagging his bird

 

[pasty]

...even when you know there's nothing on you to implicate yourself, your antenna goes to full alert, and you still feel dirty and uncomfortable stopping at East Croydon on the train.

.....and you still discreetly issue a or a when going through Smelhurst.

 

[Buzzer]

you've got a Brighton top that you've insisted that sexual conquests wear at least once whilst they are jig a jigging on top of you.

(peter ward retro one and so far the total figure is 8 girlfriends and 1 wife. By the end of this month the figure should rise to 9 + 1)

 

[Storer68]

Michael Keane, I'd forgotten all about my all-consuming hatred for that little fucker until now. What's happened to the ****, hopefully back eating spuds and bog-trotting in his native land, ideally having suffered terrible injury and having discovered his brother shagging his bird

Michael Keane
Real name Michael Keane
Height 5.06
Weight 11.04
Date of birth 29-12-1982
Place of birth Dublin
Position Midfielder
Nationality Ireland



All time playing career

Club From To Fee League FA Cup League cup Other
Rotherham 24-03-2005 10-05-2007 Free 49 (8) 0 2 (0) 0 3 (1) 1 0 (0) 0
Rotherham 11-03-2005 23-03-2005 Loan 2 (1) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
Hull City 02-06-2004 24-03-2005 £ 50000 12 (8) 3 3 (0) 1 1 (0) 1 1 (0) 0
Grimsby 27-03-2003 05-05-2003 Loan 7 (0) 2 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
Preston 01-08-2000 02-06-2004 Trainee 39 (18) 3 5 (0) 0 2 (1) 0 0 (0) 0
Totals £ 50000 109 (35) 8 10 (0) 1 6 (2) 2 1 (0) 0
goals / game 0.05 0.1 0.25 0
Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals


No games played by Michael Keane in 2008/2009

 

[mr sheen]

No games played by Michael Keane in 2008/2009

It's a start

 

[Safeway]

You start imagining Gary Hart when you're shagging your missus.

Or is that just me?

 

[mr sheen]

You start imagining Gary Hart when you're shagging your missus.

Or is that just me?

No I thought about Harty whilst shagging your missus too. They have similar eyes

 

[countrygull]

You only buy a Sunday paper if the Albion have won

 

[house your seagull]

this must be the start of a rubbish facebook group?

 

[house your seagull]

You only buy a Sunday paper if the Albion have won

i don't watch the championship if we lose, if we win i watch the whole programme. same with seagulls world, don't watch if we lose.

 

[The Large One]

this must be the start of a rubbish facebook group?

Hmmm... more like a new column in TSLR.

Saw your dad after we did the radio interview. 'Cheeky git', he called you.

 

[pasty]

i don't watch the championship if we lose, if we win i watch the whole programme.

Ditto.

 

[Elder for England]

i don't watch the championship if we lose, if we win i watch the whole programme. same with seagulls world, don't watch if we lose.

Ditto.

Do you really not watch it?

 

[countrygull]

Ditto.

Oh God, another ditto. We really are sad aren't we

 

[crasher]

you get in a lift, the electronic voice says "going up" and you finish the song in your head