Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
you people you havent seen in a while say "I saw the Brighton result the other week and it made me think of you"
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You know you love the Albion too much when.....
- Thread starter Sir Sarcy
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Safeway
M0DERAT0R
You get offended when your girlfriend dares to suggest that the Nou Camp is more impressive than Withdean.
Screaming J
He'll put a spell on you
Every suit or casual jacket and coat you own and wear whether at work, rest or play has a small discrete seagulls badge on it to show your allegiance
Storer68
New member
Storer68
New member
You still long for a 1977 home shirt...............
Storer68
New member
Nothing I own has a "small" and "discrete" seagulls badge on it
They are all BLOODY LARGE
Tyrone Biggums
Well-known member
When you depart a night club early leaving a nice looking bird behind because you wanted to get home and go into Northstandchat even though you can't hear the game but you hope the guys in the chat room can keep you updated.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
I get that all the time
...or when you think calling your first born Ben Kerry Paul Danny Guy Gary Charlie Nathan Adam Chris Leon [enter surname here] doesn't seem like such a stupid idea
turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
you post shit things like 'fixtures' on a message board to make yourself seem clever when in reality you just look like a complete dickface
The Large One
Who's Next?
...even when you know there's nothing on you to implicate yourself, your antenna goes to full alert, and you still feel dirty and uncomfortable stopping at East Croydon on the train.
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
You walk out of a Saturday game having seen a pile of turd performance and swearing to anyone who'll listen that enough is enough and you won't be going again for a while, but then are all enthusiastic again come Tuesday morning and ready for the upcoming evening game.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
You get upset and agitated , when someone casually mentions,
"I went to" Toys R US, DFS or comet in Hove as you feel its opening old wounds
"I went to" Toys R US, DFS or comet in Hove as you feel its opening old wounds
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
most of your annual leave from work is taken up going to places such as Stockport or Peterborough on a Tuesday night to watch an away game, when you could have gone to <insert nice hot country> for 10 days
The Large One
Who's Next?
...when you know Liz Costa personally. Or more pertinently, *gasp* Liz Costa knows you.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
You go to the trouble of framing old ticket stubs from important games in the past, and hanging them in your hallway.
You are ready to stick your middle finger up when the train passes Selhurst station.
You gesticulate with the same finger every time you pass a branch of Focus DIY on your travels.
You turn down the offer of a free day's Bushcraft course in favour of watching the Albion play Hereford at the Witdean (as I have literally just done).
You gesticulate with the same finger every time you pass a branch of Focus DIY on your travels.
You turn down the offer of a free day's Bushcraft course in favour of watching the Albion play Hereford at the Witdean (as I have literally just done).
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
- 10,974
You wear a Brighton shirt to stamford bridge to watch Chelsea, I did have a coat over the top though.
If I'm vaguely awake on my daily commute I give selhurst park a snarl and the finger.
Sad, eh.
You're down the pub with your mates who don't give a shit about the Albion, but you still spend 90% of the time trying to think of new songs for the next away match, usually based on obscure 80s tracks. You also try them out on the aforementioned friends once you've had a couple of pints of Harveys.