You Know When You're Getting Old When.........

[Hyperion]

When you have seen the same fashion trend twice in your life 20 years apart.

When an item on the news about pensions become mildly interesting.

When you plans for the weekend are an afternoon nap on the sofa

 

[Hillian1]

When getting from Shoreham to the Amex is "a complete non-starter" so you feel the need to post on NSC that you won't be going anymore.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

When you see a right nice SAWT, out in the evening wearing a crop top and mini skirt and you're first thoughts are..

..she'll catch a nasty cold wearing that

 

[TheJasperCo]

Well, this is depressing

 

[portlock seagull]

Hair grows everywhere bar the top of your head. Had my first grey nostril one a few weeks ago. Watershed moment.

 

[portlock seagull]

When you have seen the same fashion trend twice in your life 20 years apart.

When an item on the news about pensions become mildly interesting.

When you plans for the weekend are an afternoon nap on the sofa

I'm with you on this. I've suddenly started reading and listening to articles about the NHS too. Always used to skip those in the papers!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

For my 45 birthday I went to a techno club. Whilst rather merry and cutting a rug I shouted to my wife "still got it, never lost it."

Woke up the next day with a back problem.

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

Suddenly realising that people giving out club flyers stop giving you them.

Ha!!!!
This one eternally makes me n my good lady wife have a chuckle/cry whenever at the north Laine.

 

[Harold]

3 rules for your advancing years...

Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet.
Never waste an erection.