You know the old saying "You can't polish a turd"?

[El Sid]

Has work started on the players lounge yet?

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[gripper stebson]

It looks like one of those giant tents you put over a building to smoke out cockroaches.

I am sure if you looked inside you'd find Jesse and Walt cooking Meth.

 

[fat old seagull]

I'm not sure why anyone would even consider shining up a doo doo. But if it was necessary would it be practical to use the wife's clear nail varnish ?
NOTE....... It might be a good idea not to get caught carrying out this procedure. Or there may be more doo doos to shine once you've removed them from the fan

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Has work started on the players lounge yet?

Not sure, but the vice chairman looks pretty pleased with their new Executive Club toilet facilities.

 

[Triggaaar]

A quick search suggests the cladding will be about £200k.

From this:

...to this...

That is truly embarrassing. At least it looks like they're not wasting much money.

 

[gripper stebson]

In a way I admire Palace for trying to spruce up Selhurst Park a bit but I really feel their choice of slogan was a little insensitive.

 

[Bladders]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Say what you like about Castle Greyskull, but you have to admit, that BAY WINDOWS on a football stadium are a lovely feature.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Say what you like about Castle Greyskull, but you have to admit, that BAY WINDOWS on a football stadium are a lovely feature.

That odd house bit on the front was always a big favourite of mine.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In a way I admire Palace for trying to spruce up Selhurst Park a bit but I really feel their choice of slogan was a little insensitive.

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I feel a bit of an NSC Photoshop competition coming on. Knock yourselves out, chaps...

 

[lost in london]

You can't polish a turd, but you can make it look like dog shit from the 80s.

 

[Everest]

I feel a bit of an NSC Photoshop competition coming on. Knock yourselves out, chaps...

Thanks for the offer

 

[Munkfish]

Could someone put this picture next to a picture of our 'souless bowl/identikit stadium' please.

 

[Biscuit]

Jesus that is horrific.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Thanks for the offer

Lovely. Just like Brentford's stadium, with all the roof adverts for the benefit of Heathrow passengers

That white crap really does lend itself to messages

 

[Kumquat]

That odd house bit on the front was always a big favourite of mine.

Indeed. I think Shakin' Stevens wrote a song about it........

 

[El Sid]

I feel a bit of an NSC Photoshop competition coming on. Knock yourselves out, chaps...

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[Dick Head]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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State of the art. A massive improvement.

 

[Munkfish]

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Can't view this?

Can someone re-post this so imagie is embedded.