You don't belong in football when...

[Aldo]

your team need a theme tune for when you score.

You think it is a good idea to put your own name on the back of your shirt.

You take pictures during a game consistently.

You're english and take any kind of instrument into a football game.

*Add your own*

 

[jordanseagull]

Who on earth are you to decide what people should/should not do to enjoy THEMSELVES at a football match?!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You need balloons whenever you play A Big Team.

 

[skipper734]

You wear a fluorescent Jacket.

 

[beorhthelm]

you're so far up your arse that people having their name on a shirt, taking photos or a little celebration after a goal bothers you.

 

[Taybha]

i have to have my name and address on my shirt for obvious reasons

 

[Helter]

I’d love to hear that scummy team from shithurst when they score without their fan booster system guiding them along to create noise.

Someone should sabotage it one weekend and see what happens when they score. You can just imagine it, they score expecting that cheesy song and then nothing, you can just can picture all those pikeys reaching for the lyrics on that bog roll but look at each other and then saying how do you pronounce these words.

 

[drew]

You don't belong in football when...

You paint graffitti on a wall, photograph it and then use it as your avatar!

 

[Giraffe]

When you ask why they're not showing a replay of the goal.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

When you post on here.

 

[xenophon]

Your name is "Rupert"

 

[The Phoenix]

Your name is "Rupert"

One of my few BHA friends is called Rupert

 

[perth seagull]

your team need a theme tune for when you score.

You think it is a good idea to put your own name on the back of your shirt.

You take pictures during a game consistently.

You're english and take any kind of instrument into a football game.

*Add your own*

That's a bit petty...none of those things are necessarily bad.

 

[Spider]

That's a bit petty...none of those things are necessarily bad.

Playing music after your team scores is DEFINETELY a shit idea and one that people who go to lots of football matches should avoid. Are you honestly saying that after the equaliser at Villa it would have been better if, after about 5 seconds of going mental, we were all encouraged to sing along to Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis?

Taking pictures of a football match is pretty stupid as well.

Think people might be going a little too far out of their way to appear not to be snobbish.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can't see a problem with taking a few pictures on your phone.

ANY name on the back of your shirt is a little lame, if you are older than 14, but I can't say I have abig problem with anyone who wishes to do so.

GOAL MUSIC is the work of the PLASTIC devil. I blame Reading.

 

[Scampi]

you're so far up your arse that people having their name on a shirt, taking photos or a little celebration after a goal bothers you.

Or you're so far up your arse you can't have a joke on a football forum

 

[The Large One]

You don't belong in football when... you're happy to go shopping on a Saturday afternoon.

Without, at the very least, a radio.

 

[Dave the OAP]

You don't belong in football when... you're happy to go shopping on a Saturday afternoon.

Without, at the very least, a radio.

or you are struggling to find a reason to go to Orient when there is Irealand v Italy and England v Scotland on the box and watching Brighton doesn't excite you any more

 

[Mendoza]

when you spend most of the game berating a steward and telling them to make the other set of fans sit down, or get a proper job - missing the "entertainment" that is being served up on the pitch

 

[Gerbil]

You describe football as "soccer"