You don't belong in football when...

[wellquickwoody]

when you believe that standing up at a match is wrong.

 

[Gerbil]

when you DEMAND your own seat at an allocated ticket match

 

[Dave the OAP]

it is more exciting opening your flask for a cup of coffee that the football on the pitch

 

[Easy 10]

When you find Tim Lovejoys opinions about Chelsea and the Premier League thought-provoking, compelling and insightful.

 

[GYM]

I have my name on the back of my shirt!!!! It was a present for being suckered into my sisters wedding!!! I'm I not alowed to Orient tomoz?

 

[Mellotron]

...you use football as an excuse for violence.

 

[Napper]

You have a constant opinion on the game you haven't been to

You know who you are !!

 

[User removed 4]

When you claim not to give a toss about england winning the world cup.

 

[Mellotron]

When you claim not to give a toss about england winning the world cup.

Quite. Everyone would be going absolutely SPASTIC, and you're a LIAR if you say otherwise.

 

[User removed 4]

when you believe that standing up at a match is wrong.

It drives me up the f***ing wall in the FAMILY section when people stand up for the slightest thing resulting in my 5 year old having a view of someones back for 60% of the match.

 

[User removed 4]

Quite. Everyone would be going absolutely SPASTIC, and you're a LIAR if you say otherwise.

, i see what you did

 

[Mellotron]

, i see what you did

What did I do?

 

[User removed 4]

What did I do?

thought you were taking the piss out of me from the thread about thatcher where i posted something along the lines of 'and anyone who doesnt is a fool '

 

[Mellotron]

thought you were taking the piss out of me from the thread about thatcher where i posted something along the lines of 'and anyone who doesnt is a fool '

Oh....no. Well, not on purpose anyway

 

[wellquickwoody]

It drives me up the f***ing wall in the FAMILY section when people stand up for the slightest thing resulting in my 5 year old having a view of someones back for 60% of the match.

SOZ

 

[User removed 4]

SOZ