Worst song lyrics

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Was driving this evening and tease me by Chaka Dymes and plighers came on the radio with the lyric " I'll never forget the 1st time we kissed. Was like scoring a goal or catching a big fish" as terrible lyrics go it was on a par with the over rated T Rex with the song that went " she's my woman of gold and she's not very old A haha, she's faster than most and she lives on the coast A haha"
What's your favourite shit lyrics

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Anything Billy Corgan ever wrote down. I used to love the Pumpkins, and when you're 15 it all makes sense. Reading them back now though, some of them are plain embarrassing. 'Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage'?

Regardless, I still have a huge soft spot for grunge, so I'll put up with it. Lyrics aren't important in this genre.

Pop wise; "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news".

Take a bow, Des'ree

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I whip my hair back and forth...

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Anything Billy Corgan ever wrote down. I used to love the Pumpkins, and when you're 15 it all makes sense. Reading them back now though, some of them are plain embarrassing. 'Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage'?

Regardless, I still have a huge soft spot for grunge, so I'll put up with it. Lyrics aren't important in this genre.

Pop wise; "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news".

Take a bow, Des'ree

Agh yes, that Des'ree song used to irritate the crap out of me too

 

[Postman Pat]

Shakira, Whenever Wherever for me:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Really...... Really......

 

[Dorset Seagull]

You need to revisit the 80's with the likes of ABC and Duran Duran if you want a real treat

 

[NMH]

This Dylan single, that Rebecca Black covered.....

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[Badger]

Rihanna - Umbrella, it's quite hard to pick out the worst lyric so I'm going to put the whole song:

Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
In G5's are better, You know me,
In anticipation, for precipitation. Stack chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]

You can run into my arms
It's OK don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

 

[brighton_girl87]

LFO - Summer Girls has some absolute shockers -

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Surely Friday by that Rebecca Black girl....

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end



Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

 

[Kumquat]

New Order - Crystal. "Here comes love, it's like honey. You can't buy it with money". Wrong in so many ways
1) It rhymes "money with honey". Lazy.
2) It's factually incorrect. I've often used money to buy honey and
3) It's shit.

 

[Badger]

Busted - Year 3000

he said I've been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they live underwater
and your great-great-great-granddaughter
is pretty fine, is pretty fine

 

[Surrey_Albion]

This Dylan single, that Rebecca Black covered.....

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This was not Dylans Song Friday, it an urban myth like Bob Holness playing the Sax on Baker St

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Katy Perry's Firework.

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Err, no. No I don't.

 

[NMH]

This was not Dylans Song Friday, it an urban myth like Bob Holness playing the Sax on Baker St

No way.
That is Dylan lyrical genius, and Bob Holness told me himself about his playing on Baker Street, and not getting credited for the Springsteen work, as well as guitar on 'Layla' and his making Elvis laugh when he recorded 'Are You Lonesome Tonight'

 

[brakespear]

Most stuff written by Paul Heaton but especially 'Rotterdam' (couldn't even come up with an original title )

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Walking through the park, it wasn't quite dark
There was a man sitting on a bench
Out of the crowd as his head lowly bowed
He just moaned and he made no sense

He'd just go
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um

I just couldn't help myself
Yes, I was born with a curious mind
I asked this man just what did he mean
When he moaned if he'd be so kind

And he'd just go
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um

Now that I've grown up
And the woman I love she has gone
Now that I'm a man, I think I understand
Sometimes everyone must sing this song

Listen to me sing
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um

Can't you hear me, now
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um

Everybody now
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um
Um, um, um, um, um, um

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Shakira, Whenever Wherever for me:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Really...... Really......

the original was in spanish so it might've been a bit lost in translation

anyway, it's a massive TUNE

 

[AgerBomb22]

The Killers: Human

Are we human or are we dancer?

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

And I'm on my knees

looking for the answer

Are we human or are we dancer?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I am, I said by neil Diamond:

"I am I said, to no-one there,
And no-one heard at all, not even the Chair."

It's either existentialist genius or pretentious garbage, and I tend to lean toward the latter view.

And another one that really gets me is from "Gold" - was it Spandau ballet or Duran Duran - never had much time for either:

"Why do I find it hard to write the next line"

Strikes me as a real cop out for getting stuck with your lyrics!