Worst song lyrics

[brakespear]

And another one that really gets me is from "Gold" - was it Spandau ballet or Duran Duran - never had much time for either:

"Why do I find it hard to write the next line"

Strikes me as a real cop out for getting stuck with your lyrics!

That's from 'True' by Spandau Ballet.

 

[Mellotron]

"I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer."

 

[Seagull27]

Carrots help you see much better in the dark,
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
This is my head and this is my spout
If you put it all together you can't figure anything out

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Thanks - I stand corrected.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I meant I stand corrected on getting "True" and "Gold" mixed up.... and thanks to Brakespear.

 

[Kumquat]

A guy I once knew sang in a band and did a song once about desperately looking for somewhere to have a shit. It was called "Dropping the Brown Trout".

The chorus I seem to remember went "I'm dropping the brown trout, I'm touching cotton. I can't find the toilet and I've got a log coming out of my bottom". Not only was it shit. It was about shit.

 

[maltaseagull]

Sorry but this makes all previous entries high level culture compared to the shite below:

Carlprit:
Yea yea
Number one Alexandra stan
That’s right
yea..take it
Hey hey you’re one in a million
and my heart feeling love you’re so briliant
Girl i’ve missed your love and your feelings hun
I never knew that you were my special one
Since you left me i was the lonely one
Looking for that girl one in a million
To dance with through the night while we chillin' hun
So i guess i’ve finally found my million

Alexandra Stan:
Refren
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on

Alexandra Stan:
Cuz love can bring you down
Oh no oh no
Everytime you come around
oh no Million million
Cuz love can bring me down
In a way i can’t explain
Yea love can bring you down I know for sure

Alexandra Stan:
Refren
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili on
Mili mili mili on
Mili mili on

Oh no oh no

Oh no oh no

Oh no oh no

 

[SeagullSongs]

Stupid Hoe, by Nicki Minaj. This makes me mourn the death of music every time I think about this song.



I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin' she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrist's then I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I aint a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordan but I aint a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, whats the fucks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A bitch wooooooooooooooooooooooooould...

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

Look bubbles go back to your habitat
MJ gone and I aint having that
How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey
Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky

Ice my wrist's then I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up in that Porsche but I aint a Rossi
Pretty bitches can only get in my posse
Yes My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby Bop, f*** you and your EP
Who's gassin' this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

If you cute than a cuckooroll
If you sexy eat my cuckooroll
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
2012, Im at the superbowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back

You're a stupid hoe
You're a stupid hoe

f*** you stupid hoe
I said f*** a stupid hoe,
f*** a stupid hoe
I said f*** a stupid hoe,
f*** a stupid hoe

 

[Cian]

I wasn't even sure that song HAD words. Anything by Nicki Minge just sounds like noise.

Also the video appears to be designed to set off photosensitive epilepsy

 

[Rohana]

Lil Wayne meme is awesome.

 

[AgerBomb22]

Surprised Tinie Tempah hasn't been mentioned.

Pass Out: "I've been Southampton but i've never been to scunthrope"

Frisky: "Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"

 

[kevo]

Depeche Mode:

People are people so why should it be / You and I get along so awfully.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Africa by Toto is getting a lot of air play on heart at the moment with this Guff

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengetiiiiiii

What utter pretentious bollox

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

The Pet Shop Boys- Left to my own devices.

'I get out of bed at half past ten
Phone up a friend who's a party animal
Turn on the news and drink some tea
Maybe if your'e with me we will do some shopping'

And later on- same song- the last line of this is just the worst!

'I was faced with a choice at a difficult age
Would I write a book or should I take to the stage?
But in the back of my head I heard distant feet
Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat'

 

[Buzzer]

James and the Giant Head has it nailed on. Des'ree wins (loses?) and no contest.

 

[Gonzo]

Surprised Tinie Tempah hasn't been mentioned.

Pass Out: "I've been Southampton but i've never been to scunthrope"

Ah the lyrical wordsmith that is Tinie Tempah - "I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle"

I'm gonna throw anything from that heap of shit Nickleback into the mix.