Worst rejection ever

[Bluejuice]

What's your worst rejection ever?

What's the most embarrassing knockback you've ever had from a girl (or a guy, if that's ever happened)?

Personally no girl has ever turned me down

But maybe I should start asking...

 

[Bluejuice]

Ok ok, there was one girl...

She told me she didn't feel like I was serious enough about her

I told her to shutup and keep sucking

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

cant be as bad as kev

 

[Marc]

I've had the "I just want to be friends" line a few times, girls admit I make a GREAT friend and I'm a really nice bloke.....bitches

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I was once told by a girl that looks were not everyhting...........but that she had to find a man remotely attractive.

 

[Artois]

Ok ok, there was one girl...

She told me she didn't feel like I was serious enough about her

I told her to shutup and keep sucking

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I was once told by a girl that looks were not everyhting...........but that she had to find a man remotely attractive.

 

[Northstander]

In a counrty back road Reading Night club with me mates.

Pissed trying to impress girls saying I played football for Reading FC (sorry), The one girl I decided to try it on...

"Oh do you!!" She said in great surprise (me thinking, "JACKPOT!")

She goes on...

"You must know my boyfriend, he's the team captain, she beckons him over whilst she laughs!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! I went to the toilet never to return!!

 

[Marshy]

I've had the "I just want to be friends" line a few times, girls admit I make a GREAT friend and I'm a really nice bloke.....bitches

Thats the worst one....dosent give you any insight into where your going wrong..i hate that one, id rather be told i was a prick !

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

Beefy: 'I earn 13 grand a year'


LONG SILENCE


Girl: 'I dont care'

Note to Beefy, £13 grand a month will probably work better...

 

[Northstander]

I am known as a stud in town!!

Each time I chat birds up I can em say to their mates (on the quiet so I dont hear type thing) "what a cock!"

They know they're gonna get it!!!





*I'll get me coat*

 

[pasty]

One the best ever put downs I've heard.

Years ago out with the lads we decided on a grab-a-grot night..ie pick up the ugliest woman you could.

The catch was you had to tell the woman what you were doing to be declared the winner.

I guess I got what I deserved when I told one girl. She turned to me and said "Oh we're playing that as well and I just won"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

In a club one night some girl was chatting my mate up and he asked her what she did for a living only to be told she was a professional baby sitter.

He just tapped her on the shoulder and went 'great stuff' and walked off.

 

[the full harris]

Thats the worst one....dosent give you any insight into where your going wrong..i hate that one, id rather be told i was a prick !

well, i don't want to go out with you cos i think you are a c unt.



is that ok?

 

[The Large One]

Not so much a knockback, but this one was seriously disturbing...

In a club a few years ago, a quite nice lass came up to me and asked straight out if I wanted to take her home. (She was pissed, of course.) I agreed, and stayed the night with her. Next morning, we were talking the usual crap after these things happen, and I asked her why she had particularly breezed up to me.

'Oh, because you reminded me of my brother...'

 

[Marshy]

well, i don't want to go out with you cos i think you are a c unt.



is that ok?

So much better

 

[Easy 10]

Not so much a knockback, but this one was seriously disturbing...

In a club a few years ago, a quite nice lass came up to me and asked straight out if I wanted to take her home. (She was pissed, of course.) I agreed, and stayed the night with her. Next morning, we were talking the usual crap after these things happen, and I asked her why she had particularly breezed up to me.

'Oh, because you reminded me of my brother...'

"TLO IN PERVERTED INCEST GAME SHOCKER"

 

[Marshy]

Not so much a knockback, but this one was seriously disturbing...

In a club a few years ago, a quite nice lass came up to me and asked straight out if I wanted to take her home. (She was pissed, of course.) I agreed, and stayed the night with her. Next morning, we were talking the usual crap after these things happen, and I asked her why she had particularly breezed up to me.

'Oh, because you reminded me of my brother...'

You must have felt really dirty after that !

 

[Barnet Seagull]

One the best ever put downs I've heard.

Years ago out with the lads we decided on a grab-a-grot night..ie pick up the ugliest woman you could.

The catch was you had to tell the woman what you were doing to be declared the winner.

I guess I got what I deserved when I told one girl. She turned to me and said "Oh we're playing that as well and I just won"

God that's reminded me of this big huge asian munter who tried to take me home one night, she offered: breakfast, sex toys, *anal* and a curry for lunch. Scary shit.

She didn't have any eggs.

 

[Albion Rob]

When we were in Blackpool for a mate's stag weekend we were in a club and this quite attractive looking girl sauntered over and started kissing my mate Migsy.

We were all suitably impressed until she showed him a piece of card and his face turned to thunder.

Apparantly it was a dare card that read: "Kiss the smallest man in the club."

He wasn't happy.