Worst rejection ever

[The Large One]

You must have felt really dirty after that !

Damn straight. Thankfully her brother never became suspicious...

 

[onlyaboho]

God that's reminded me of this big huge asian munter who tried to take me home one night, she offered: breakfast, sex toys, *anal* and a curry for lunch. Scary shit.

She didn't have any eggs.

Was the curry before or after the anal?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Steady girlfriend took me away for a £1,000 romantic treat at 5 Star hotel for my birthday weekend. We got home and unpacked after an incredible time. The next night she packed her bags and left me for another guy!!

Still hurts!

 

[Easy 10]

What a BITCH.
She must have gone on that weekend knowing full well she was giving you a one-way ticket to Dumpsville afterwards, but just fancied lording it for a weekend before reading the news.

Thats cold, man.

 

[Bluejuice]

That's women, man

 

[Scarface]

Still hurts!

Were you together more than 2 weeks?!

 

[Bluejuice]

2 weeks??

That's a f***ing sentence man.

They're good for drunken night's only

 

[Beach Hut]

I thought I'd got off with a girl I'd fancied for ages in a night club once and was snogging her etc then looked over and realised it was the wrong girl.

So I told her the problem but the one I fancied got off with my mate instead.

No words but I certainly got the message

 

[dougdeep]

I asked a barmaid if she fancied going on to a mate's party after closing time. I explained that he was offering £50 quid to the bloke who brought the ugliest bird. I offered to go 50/50 with her but she still wasn't interested. WOMEN.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I had a year of "You're the most wonderful man I've ever met", "I love you more than anything", "No matter how slowly we take it, I want to marry you" etc etc etc. Then the bitch dumped me totally out of the blue. Took me a long time to trust anything a woman said after that

 

[B.M.F]

I had a year of "You're the most wonderful man I've ever met", "I love you more than anything", "No matter how slowly we take it, I want to marry you" etc etc etc. Then the bitch dumped me totally out of the blue. Took me a long time to trust anything a woman said after that

That sounds very familiar mate. Although I got it on our one year anniversary. I got the old I do not know if I love you anymore 10 minutes after she had named the 6 kids that she wanted us to have together. mind you she wanted to call our first girl Maisy so she must have had something wrong with her

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I was once told by a girl that looks were not everyhting...........but that she had to find a man remotely attractive.

Haven't laughed so much at an NSC post in ages

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Mind you she wanted to call our first girl Maisy so she must have had something wrong with her

Not funny, though, is it? Man, I really thought my ex was 'the one', big time. I was head-over heals, quit my travelling a YEAR early to come back for her.



But she was young, was a model, and ultimately, was a selfish cow.

Kev, take note

 

[B.M.F]

Not funny, though, is it?

your not wrong mate. it hurt like hell and I would have done anything for her. Ho Hum, I am sure the right one will come along eventually
*still waiting*






































* STILL BLOODY WAITING *

 

[eastlondonseagull]

* STILL BLOODY WAITING *

 

[Yorkie]

I had a year of "You're the most wonderful man I've ever met", "I love you more than anything", "No matter how slowly we take it, I want to marry you" etc etc etc. Then the bitch dumped me totally out of the blue. Took me a long time to trust anything a woman said after that

A year


Try 21 years of marriage and two children. The swine ran off with a barmaid.

Still he did me the biggest favour of my life. I've managed to get out of Yorkshire and have a husband 20 years younger than me.

I had the last laugh

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Puts it all nicely into perspective Yorkie

But as you say, you had the last laugh

 

[NMH]

Steady girlfriend took me away for a £1,000 romantic treat at 5 Star hotel for my birthday weekend. We got home and unpacked after an incredible time. The next night she packed her bags and left me for another guy!!

Still hurts!

Ah yes - you indulged yourself and forgot to treat her like a queen for spending all that for you.

It's better to hide on your birthday than let a bird fuss over you for the occasion.