Worst No.1 ever?

[Virgo's Haircut]

As it seems to be the music hour at the moment, what is the worst ever No.1?

There are quite a few contenders, but Mr Blobby or Bob the Builder are high up on the list, even if they are Xmas "hits".

 

[Icy Gull]

Mull of Kintyre - there has never been anything worse , do I get my prize now or later

 

[graz126]

blobby

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Your prize could be winging it's way to you by Royal Mail 3rd Class, but lets just see if anyone is able to "better" it?

 

[Albion Dan]

Star Trekin

 

[Hiney]

Shaddup your Face - Joe Dolce

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

if the streets ever get there then that will be my vote(sorry if they already have a no1 but it was so uninteresting that i didnt take notice!)

 

[sully]

Agadoo

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Did Charles and Eddie get to the top?

 

[Lush]

Mull of Kintyre - there has never been anything worse , do I get my prize now or later

Nathan Jones' favourite song according to the Sports Argus this week. I can only assume he was avin a larff.

 

[wadhurstseagull]

Grandma or clive dunnes Grandad - both toe curlingly crap - even as a kid I thought so.

 

[Cian]

World In Motion

Note that I'm a massive New Order fan, but ARRRGH, what the fecking hell were they thinking? It was their only number one at that...

 

[Icy Gull]

Floral Dance - Brighouse and rastrick band, did that make no 1 ?

Better be careful what I say as it sounds like the same band who recorded GOSBTS

 

[sams dad]

Not sure if any of Kenny Rogers' songs(Coward of the County,Ruby don't take your love to town,Islands in the stream,You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille)have made it to No.1,but they are all utter shite

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Agadoo, Cheeky Girls, Ketchup Song

Mr Blobby + Bob the Builder ROCKED

 

[Muttley]

Save Your Love by Renee & Renato

 

[Strike]

I hate
Worst No.1 for me is
Girls Aloud/ Song of the Underground

3 other No.1s I that are also awful
Bob The Builder
Chesney Hawkes/ The one and only
Las Ketchup song

 

[MattBackHome]

My worst No. 1 of all time is, without a doubt, "One Day In Your Life" by Lena Martell.

When, admittedly very bored, I discovered what was number one when I was born (30th Oct 1979), the dismay upon finding out that Lena Martell was serenading the stereos of Brighton was only worsened when I realised that I missed out on "When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman" by about 4 days. Bollocksticks. I LOVE Dr. Hook as well. It riles me still - and ever shall.

 

[Tighe11]

I cant remember a good number one but then i dont listen to the charts

 

[NMH]

Shutup yo face or Grandad. Both utter shit and the reason I stopped listening to mainstream radio