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Worst No.1 ever?













Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,226
South East North Lancing
are you sure agadoo got to no.1 ???


Surely Doop by Doop is the worst #1 ever?
 






Tom Bombadil

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
6,106
Jibrovia
For me it has to be something involving Paul McCartney.

Mull of Kintyre
The frog chorus song thin
Ebony and Ivory
Yellow Submarine

All bloody awful.
 














Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,948
Surrey
Cliff RIchard is bloody terrible. What about On A Saviours Day or whatever.

Shockingly poor. Along with Grandma we love you, Grandad, Shuddupyaface, The Frog Chorus and Ebony and Ivory. All utter pony. :nono:
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
that shit tune that went "must be the reason why i'm king of my castle"...that was f***ing shit, and she was a woman (presuming) so it should've been Queen....then the voice effect of singing underwater...how pants was THAT!





oh and any Coldplayshite ones if thy have got there!
 


Wozza

Custom title
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
24,372
Minteh Wonderland
MYOB said:
World In Motion

Note that I'm a massive New Order fan, but ARRRGH, what the fecking hell were they thinking? It was their only number one at that...

Best football-related record ever made.
 






Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
tedebear said:
Did right said fred ever make it to number 1 with I'm to sexy for my... etc...etc..chuck up...crap...yuck...

I bought that on vinyl and still have it :eek:
 


Strike

Sussex Border Front
Mar 12, 2004
5,051
Three Bridges, Crawley
CrabtreeBHA said:
that shit tune that went "must be the reason why i'm king of my castle"...that was f***ing shit, and she was a woman (presuming) so it should've been Queen....then the voice effect of singing underwater...how pants was THAT!





oh and any Coldplayshite ones if thy have got there!

I agree there, I was thinking of that tune, you mentioned just forgotten the title. I would have mentioned that as the worst.
 






Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,262
St Winifred's School Choir - There's No One Quite Like Grandma.

No redeeming qualities whatsoever - no comedy value, no tottie, no cheese, just gap-toothed sickly shite.
 




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