Worst chat-up line

[Buzzer]

"It's a Peter Sutcliffe tattoo."


Beat that.

 

[TomandJerry]

"Nice arse"

 

[atfc village]

As used by a mate on The IOW in 1987 on our 1st lads holiday in a caff to a waitress.The Food looks good but not as good as you chick ,we still rib him over it to this day.

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

Drop your draws & 10 quid's yours?

Or how about

I hear there's a party in your mouth, can I come?

Both, unsurprisingly, ended with me wearing a slap

 

[tommynockers]

Do you like Flowers? Get your Tulips around my Cock!

Do you like Chicken? Suck my Cock it's fowl!

Always work?

 

[Taybha]

Hi baby , i play for Brighton , fancy a kickabout ? ile go in goal

 

[Mackenzie]

Get yer crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.

Romantic and safety conscious. Winner.

 

[tommynockers]

This face is leaving town tonight and you better be on it!

 

[Uncle Buck]

As used by a mate on The IOW in 1987 on our 1st lads holiday in a caff to a waitress.The Food looks good but not as good as you chick ,we still rib him over it to this day.

Stokesey or Nudger?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

 

[El Sid]

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Did it hurt?


'Cos it will.

 

[Notters]

"How do you fancy coming to watch Sami Hyypia's soccer aces?"

 

[atfc village]

Stokesey or Nudger?

MR Chessell .No that holiday Nudger and another Character woke up at 8am locked in a Nightclub

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I was on a lads holiday in Tenerife about 15 years ago. I was on the pull one night and was having no luck. A few girls were gathering on the pavement outside the night club as it was approaching closing time. I decided to go up to one of the uglier girls and asked her if she fancied coming back to my place. She said "no thanks". I was completely crest fallen and said "come on darling, I must be like Bred Pitt to you". I got a very hard slap for my troubles.

 

[Mellotron]

I'm not racist, but...

 

[PHCgull]

does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[mickybha]

Rose's are red violets are blue
Ive got a knife get in the car

 

[surlyseagull]

My names d*ck do you like it .....

No never worked for me either

 

[Insel affe]

“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. "