Worst chat-up line

[Dave the OAP]

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

Boom boom. The old ones are the best

 

[Soulman]

When you die do you go stiff. (Yes)......Well i think i'm dieing a little bit.

 

[el punal]

I was on a lads holiday in Tenerife about 15 years ago. I was on the pull one night and was having no luck. A few girls were gathering on the pavement outside the night club as it was approaching closing time. I decided to go up to one of the uglier girls and asked her if she fancied coming back to my place. She said "no thanks". I was completely crest fallen and said "come on darling, I must be like Bred Pitt to you". I got a very hard slap for my troubles.

Brother of Brad?

 

[Washie]

I'm lost, can you show me the fastest way into your pants

 

[Algernon]

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

Zundapp surely?

 

[pasty]

A mate of mine who is deaf simply uses............ "Ever shagged a deaf bloke?"

Amazingly, I've seen it work a couple of times too

 

[Seagull58]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Brother of Brad?

South African brother of Bred Pitt!

 

[Paris]

"Are you American?"

 

[el punal]

South African brother of Bred Pitt!

Very clarssy!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Hi, my name is dave and I support brighton and play golf. Ok, bye then

 

[Dougie]

A friend of mine ( I know ) had no luck with " get yer rat out " chat up line . In fairness he perfected it and became a major player in the cat whiskers in streatham .

 

[Everest]

Reminds me of this (starting at 21:12)

 

[albion1972]

Is there a mirror in your knickers? Because I can see myself in them.

 

[swervy_123]

Friend of mine walked up to a bird at a bus stop And said to her ..do you want wet knickers .. Little did he no her mum was standing beside her ,didn't go down to well I can tell you,,,

 

[portlock seagull]

When experiencing a 'Sahara' tried "I'm on the pull, you on the pill". Drought continued...

 

[Garage_Doors]

I like that dress your wearing, it would look great on my bedroom floor.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

someone i know once got "you're not bad for a black lass"

it was up north

and she's not even black

 

[Kumquat]

Do you wanna go halves on a b*stard?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Once you get the helmet in it stops hurting.