*** World's Hardest Creature VII, 2014 SEMI FINAL A ***

[Trufflehound]

ALL tribes have stories of an ancestor getting his knackers munched off by a psychotic Honey Badger.

...RATELS are known to castrate because the evidence is THERE.

The word in bold in your first statement would tend to contradict the one in your second.

In our childhood we are told stories about big bad wolves coming along and eating bad children. Do you believe those too?

 

[The GIF dude]

This is the year of the honey badger. An absolute FARCE it hasn't yet won this prestigious title, anyone who chooses the croc needs their head checked.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Well it's not about pound for pound is it. Otherwise the Ant would be a finalist.

If you feel so strongly about your precious ant you should have campaigned for it when you had the chance instead of whining like a little bitch when it fails to make the big boy rounds

 

[Kazenga <3]

This is the year of the honey badger. An absolute FARCE it hasn't yet won this prestigious title, anyone who chooses the croc needs their head checked.

Why is there not a GIF of the Honey Badger tearing up the Croc

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

If you feel so strongly about your precious ant you should have campaigned for it when you had the chance instead of whining like a little bitch when it fails to make the big boy rounds

I type them as tongue in cheek banter which is what the comp is supposed to be about.

It's you who puts the whiny bitch tone into words on a screen.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Why is there not a GIF of the Honey Badger tearing up the Croc

 

[Mellotron]

Croc just isn't batshitmental enough for my liking. Yes he's hard, but all he does is sit there being hard. You just have to know not to piss him off.

Honey Badger will come at you for the sake of coming at you, which is more of a hard MENTALITY. Note the MENTAL in mentality.

Croc has just sat there in his armour plated suit for 300 million years, playing for the 0-0 maybe hoping to grab a lead to hang on to.

Whereas HB is the Peterborough of the animal world, just attack, attack, attack. I know who I'm paying my money to watch.

Superb post. Sums up what the WHC tourney is about.

I LOVE that the HB is more ANGRY than anything when woken up by an effing LION.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I type them as tongue in cheek banter which is what the comp is supposed to be about.

It's you who puts the whiny bitch tone into words on a screen.

Oh dear....

better luck next year mate x

 

[Commander]

Honey Badger.

 

[brightonrock]

This competition is supposed to be about pound for pound hardness, combined with a notgiveashit mentality.

Is a croc STRONG? Yes. Is it dangerous? Yes. But does it pick fights because it can, not for the purpose of eating or for the right to a mate, but because its MENTAL and likes the AGGRO? No.

Vote badger.

 

[skipper734]

This is the year of the honey badger. An absolute FARCE it hasn't yet won this prestigious title, anyone who chooses the croc needs their head checked.

If you love the HB so much, lets see your GIF of a battle between them, pics or it doesn't happen.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Honeybadger, mostly due to the many f***s it doesn't give when it gets angry.

A lion? Bring it.
A hyena? Child's play.
A snake? A snack.

HB all the way.

 

[Mellotron]

Well it's not about pound for pound is it. Otherwise the Ant would be a finalist.

It IS. The founder of this tournament has always laid down the FACT that it is about pound for pound hardness.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

This competition is supposed to be about pound for pound hardness, combined with a notgiveashit mentality.

Is a croc STRONG? Yes. Is it dangerous? Yes. But does it pick fights because it can, not for the purpose of eating or for the right to a mate, but because its MENTAL and likes the AGGRO? No.

Vote badger.

Crocs fight each other all the time, not to mate or to eat

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

It IS. The founder of this tournament has always laid down the FACT that it is about pound for pound hardness.

Facts don't play any part in how people vote

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

It's not a myth - In Africa the written record comes a distant second to the oral histories of the indigenous population, for obvious reasons. For literally thousands of years, storytelling has been the primary method for learning the key lifeskills required to survive as a tirbesperson. Lesson one - avoid Honey Badgers. ALL tribes have stories of an ancestor getting his knackers munched off by a psychotic Honey Badger.

I don't subscribe to blind faith - but I don't even need to 'believe' that RATELS are known to castrate because the evidence is THERE.

castrating a man isn't exactly hard, we're not hard at all.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Croc just isn't batshitmental enough for my liking. Yes he's hard, but all he does is sit there being hard. You just have to know not to piss him off.

Honey Badger will come at you for the sake of coming at you, which is more of a hard MENTALITY. Note the MENTAL in mentality.

Croc has just sat there in his armour plated suit for 300 million years, playing for the 0-0 maybe hoping to grab a lead to hang on to.

Whereas HB is the Peterborough of the animal world, just attack, attack, attack. I know who I'm paying my money to watch.

i've not seen any evidence of a honey badger going after anything. All the videos have shown that it will fight back when attacked, which most animals would. Where is this evidence of it going batshitmental?

 

[Simster]

Look at the number of second accounts fighting the Otter's cause. Pathetic.

 

[The GIF dude]

If you love the HB so much, lets see your GIF of a battle between them, pics or it doesn't happen.

Christ on a bike. Is it possible to contribute to a thread without being BOMBARDED with GIF requests?


Although I am working on a honey badger SPECIAL.

 

[Badger]

Standard WHC poll, the votes are going along as expected with the croc picking up a deserved lead, then all of a sudden there's an influx of HONEY BADGERISTS who seem to have appeared from nowhere.