*** World's Hardest Creature VII, 2014 SEMI FINAL A ***

[MattBackHome]

I can't, it's true. And deep down you know it. Terry is all heart, he gets stuck in, puts his head where the boots are flying. Thats the honey badger right there. Maldini was the opposite. A classy, refined many faceted player. His career lasted about as long as the crocodiles too...

This evolution thing is a red herring as well, but I reckon that's a fight for another day.

 

[TSB]

Which is harder? A badger that's scared of Leopards, Hyenas and Jackals, or?


For those who wondered about THE DEATH ROLL, you can check it out at 1:30.

 

[TSB]

We had this last year - so let's nip it in the BALLS.

You can't expect loads of evidence of such a phenomena, if by evidence you mean our Western, documented, hypothesis-tested, laboratory, empirical, control-cell 'evidence'. Because that doesn't exist out where the Honey Badger is chomping on GONADS.

There is a WEALTH of evidence, in the form of the oral history of the noble African people, who for generations have been a) avoiding Hbs cause they knew they were batshitmental and double hard, b) watching HBs pushing around lions, buffalo and hyena and c) sharing stories of people who had their PLUMS gobbled up.

Not everything that doesn't fit your narrow view of what you perceive to be evidence is false.

African tribesman tend to: a) take a lot of hallucigens. b) believe in Animal spirits coming to them in the middle of the night. c) have a culture where superstition & myth are valued as highly as fact.

People in the Himalayas claim to have seen the Yeti. It doesn't mean that's actually true.

 

[Guinness Boy]

That sounds like more of a problem with the chef than the croc. Most of the crcocodile I've eaten has been fine.

Do you always ask the waiter to 'make it snappy' when you order?

And worse, did I do that joke on WHC last year?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

This evolution thing is a red herring as well, but I reckon that's a fight for another day.

I don't think it is(a red herring, that is). They've not changed for 80 million years. They were like they are now when the Dinosaurs ruled the Earth. And they're still here. That is hard. It's not balls out lets get in a scrap hard but it is hard, and it is an equally noteworthy facet of hardness.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Do you always ask the waiter to 'make it snappy' when you order?

And worse, did I do that joke on WHC last year?

repetition is a staple of this competition! This is the fourth time these two have met in the semi final...

 

[Stumpy Tim]

We had this last year - so let's nip it in the BALLS.

You can't expect loads of evidence of such a phenomena, if by evidence you mean our Western, documented, hypothesis-tested, laboratory, empirical, control-cell 'evidence'. Because that doesn't exist out where the Honey Badger is chomping on GONADS.

There is a WEALTH of evidence, in the form of the oral history of the noble African people, who for generations have been a) avoiding Hbs cause they knew they were batshitmental and double hard, b) watching HBs pushing around lions, buffalo and hyena and c) sharing stories of people who had their PLUMS gobbled up.

Not everything that doesn't fit your narrow view of what you perceive to be evidence is false.

Some twats also told us stories about animals walking side by side on an arc being saved from some rain that flooded the world. Just as batmental as these STORIES about the HoneyBadger.

 

[fruitnveg]

Voting Badger so I can witness it getting MURDERED by the Mantis Shrimp in the Final.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

As per my last post I notice a lot of differences between the Crocodile & Honeybadger camps, though nothing so great as the overly negative tactics used by Team Croc to try and score cheap votes against the Badger Collective.

Whilst I, and others, have extolled the virtues of our furry psychopath and veered away from belittling the opponent, Team Croc have been busy finding whatever 'evidence' they can to try and lessen the image of the noble Honeybadger.

Thankfully, this sort of cheap tactic is likely to be seen through by the wise NSC community, who are sure to see the fear and insecurity powering Team Croc's campaign of hate.

Regards,

Badger Collective HQ

 

[Simster]

This evidence against the Badger is going to come in very handy in the final. We'll need all the evidence we can get to overcome the cheating honeybadgerista c*nts and their second accounts.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

This evidence against the Badger is going to come in very handy in the final. We'll need all the evidence we can get to overcome the cheating honeybadgerista c*nts and their second accounts.

This latest attempt by Team Croc to 'go negative' couldn't be better placed. Thank you for making my point even clearer.

All hail the Honeybadger.

 

[MattBackHome]

This latest attempt by Team Croc to 'go negative' couldn't be better placed. Thank you for making my point even clearer.

All hail the Honeybadger.

Team 'Anyone But Badger'.

 

[Puppet Master]

ffs why ALWAYS honey badgers, they're shit!!!

 

[Baldseagull]

If you poke a Croc with a (long) stick it will eventually slope off into the water if it isn't hungry, Honey Badger will take the stick off you, snap it into two pieces and shove them up each of your nostrils.
It's a double hard Bastad

 

[Baldseagull]

Which is harder? A badger that's scared of Leopards, Hyenas and Jackals, or?


For those who wondered about THE DEATH ROLL, you can check it out at 1:30.

If the Croc was hard it would have had a pop at the Rhino.

 

[brightonrock]

This happens every year. HB cruises to the quarters or semis and then the smear campaign begins. Instead of extolling the virtues of their own candidate, the blinded hordes of anti-badgerists deviously try to discredit The People's Champion. There are people more determined that HB doesn't win, than that their own favourite does. The irony being, if they succeed, that the HB will just nobly return next year for another strong performance, thus proving his enduring appeal and determination, nay - HARDNESS.

 

[Bold Seagull]

It always gets a bit tetchy at this stage of the competition. The insults are flying about now. Accusations of foul play, aspersions cast, 2nd accounts. It's hotting up!

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Firstly, whilst I would love to claim some sort of PR victory for the Honeybadger I'm afraid that I simply can't. Anything I write in support of this noble lunatic of an animal is merely a reflection of its own obvious qualities.

I also note the removal of the 'All hail the Honeybadger' line which is, I believe, representative of the subtly negative campaigning from the Crocodile's representatives.

where has "all hail the honeybadger" been removed from?

 

[Simster]

In amongst the many hitherto unknown NSC accounts that voted for the badger, I notice there is one called "Brian Fairey".


Well quite.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

We had this last year - so let's nip it in the BALLS.

You can't expect loads of evidence of such a phenomena, if by evidence you mean our Western, documented, hypothesis-tested, laboratory, empirical, control-cell 'evidence'. Because that doesn't exist out where the Honey Badger is chomping on GONADS.

There is a WEALTH of evidence, in the form of the oral history of the noble African people, who for generations have been a) avoiding Hbs cause they knew they were batshitmental and double hard, b) watching HBs pushing around lions, buffalo and hyena and c) sharing stories of people who had their PLUMS gobbled up.

Not everything that doesn't fit your narrow view of what you perceive to be evidence is false.

Yes but how is chomping on gonads hard?