*** World's Hardest Creature VII, 2014 SEMI FINAL A ***

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Love the way the Lioness only starts giving it the large one when its out of sight.

 

[TSB]

In amongst the many hitherto unknown NSC accounts that voted for the badger, I notice there is one called "Brian Fairey".


Well quite.

Also has the support of that Midget WUM and TCB.
It's Al-Qaeda endorsing John McCain all over again.

 

[Badger]

I've gone HB because I just find the Croc a bit lazy, a lot of lying about.

It's not about being lazy though, the croc is just biding his time waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike and show how hard he is, quality over quantity. The HB is like the weedy kid at school he keeps talking the talk constantly trying to show off to his mates, the croc is kid in the background who waits patiently and then STRIKES when the others least expect it.

 

[Simster]

This is flying under the radar a bit, but unless the sane half of NSC start voting, the Nile Croc will miss out on a fully deserved final appearance.

 

[Bold Seagull]

This is flying under the radar a bit, but unless the sane half of NSC start voting, the Nile Croc will miss out on a fully deserved final appearance.

8 votes, the Croc-ers need to start some marketing!

 

[TSB]

This is flying under the radar a bit, but unless the sane half of NSC start voting, the Nile Croc will miss out on a fully deserved final appearance.

Commanding lead for

 

[martin tyler]

This semi final is irrelevant anyway as we all know the shrimp is going to run away with the final once he is there
Team shrimp all the way

 

[skipper734]

Croc Nile Crocodile

Vote Nile Crocodile...........You know it makes sense.

 

[TSB]

Is LOSING to

 

[Bold Seagull]

This is what happens when you pet a croc...

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[TSB]

I couldn't give a shit about the honey badger and think it's a long way from being the world's hardest animal. I've been voting for it because I like the CONTROVERSY it causes.

Well, more fool me for not realising that then.

 

[TSB]

More photos of the FEARSOME Honey Badger


Aww

Cute!

Messed with the wrong Lioness.

 

[Bold Seagull]

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[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Enough is enough. I really must object to the heinous smear campaign being waged by the Crocodile Front. The photos appearing above of HB are clearly photo-shopped.

Who would contemplate voting for an animal that ends up as a handbag? Or a boot?

As for its dinosaur heritage, as any fule kno, we are all genetically manipulated by the Annunaki and that dinosaurs are a myth. The fossil record is planted by the Illuminati and we have all (well mostly all, except for me, hybrid and a few shadowy "others") fallen for the Evolutionary Conspiracy.

Therefore, my fellow Chatters, vote Honey Badger.

 

[TSB]

Enough is enough. I really must object to the heinous smear campaign being waged by the Crocodile Front. The photos appearing above of HB are clearly photo-shopped.

Therefore, my fellow Chatters, vote Honey Badger.

I couldn't photoshop if my life depended upon it.
If I could, there'd be plenty of Honey Badgers in hawaiian shirts and hula skirts about now.

Face Facts:

The only thing that can subdue a Nile Croc is a gun.
The Honey Badger is killed by: bees, leoaprds, lions, cars. jackals and a variety of other moderate African wildlife. It also runs away. A lot. As demonstrated in this thread.

Have you ever seen a Croc run away?

The human equivalent of the Honey Badger

 

[brightonrock]

You know what? If the croc camp really want to be so precious about this, with these underhand tactics to undermine the honey badger rather than champion their own candidate, the honey badger camp fights back. Behold, two DOMESTIC CATS who don't give a flying fvck about the "Hard" crocodile.





And here's a slightly larger, but pretty spindly cat, the cheetah, also giving the square root of zero shits about the oh so mighty reptile:



And here are some in-no-way-selective photos of the crocodile which have popped up on google images...





Obviously the above are just as clinical proof of the crocodile being essentially a lazy, fraudulent, cowardly armour-clad JESSIE as a photo of a BABY honey badger being bottle fed in a zoo is proof that all honey badgers aren't "hard".

I didn't want to sink to your level, Crocodilians. Unfortunately as you can't be trusted to fight a clean and honourable fight, drastic measures had to be taken. Shame on you all.

 

[TSB]

I didn't want to sink to your level, Crocodilians. Unfortunately as you can't be trusted to fight a clean and honourable fight, drastic measures had to be taken. Shame on you all.

And sink to it you certainly did.
None of those pictured are NILE Crocs, for starters. The cheetah video is actually two cheetah's picking on a two foot croc.
Poor show from the Bodger & Badger brigade.

FYI: THIS is a Nile Croc doing what it does


And the Badger doing what it does

 

[brightonrock]

And sink to it you certainly did.
None of those pictured are NILE Crocs, for starters. The cheetah video is actually two cheetah's picking on a two foot croc.

Well on the basis this fight is the CROCODILE vs the honey badger, you seem to be choosing your sub-species selectively eh? And as some of the mud-slinging by your camp is posting photos of baby honey badgers, it's very much a case of pot and kettle.