Women

[SirDouglasLoft]

Are twats.




FACT.

 

[Market Porter]

Wrong...HAVE twats

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I love women

 

[byf]

I fully agree, they are absolute twats, well the ones ive met have been.

Mind games, head fcuking and nonsence!

 

[philsussex]

Illogical creatures.

 

[dannyboy]

youre not wrong , planning my 40 th i said to her she should invite a couple of her mates if she wants. so she goes on facebook and invites 40 f***ing people. its at our house for f*** sake. ive never heard of half of them , some of them are her f***ing geek IT work colleagues from years ago.

now shes sulking upstairs , f***ing bint

ill relax now

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Oh dear

Maybe it's you rather than them ?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I like the noises women make in the night when the ballgags are slightly tongueily loosened. A quick thwack to the nasal bridge with a rolled up magaine and a basic announcement that i am there and watching and will never let them leave generally brings things back to the way they were and shouldn't be.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

"Lets just get on the internet and call my wife a f***ing bint".

 

[Market Porter]

Therapy NSC style

 

[ali jenkins]

Women are a f***ing pain in the arse, but wanking gets boring after a while so I suppose we need them!!

 

[robinsonsgrin]

i am offended..... is a woman!

 

[skipper734]

If there were no women there wouldn't be any wanking. (Unless you are gay of course.)

 

[WhingForPresident]

Give us the story then SirDoug!

 

[brighton_girl87]

There are plenty of girls out there who will want an "indie" looking guy such as yourself

 

[Notters]

I love women

This

 

[Scotty Mac]

Women are a f***ing pain in the arse, but wanking gets boring after a while so I suppose we need them!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Facts about Women

1. They are filthier than Men, don't believe they are not.
2. They like bastards and Men that treat them like shit, treat them mean and keep them keen is a fact.
3. They are lying when they say size doesn't matter
4. They tell their friends every minute detail about your sexual performance
5. They are more shallow than Men, the myth about the opposite is not true
6. They are like monkeys moving from branch to branch, when they finish with you you can guarantee they have have someone else lined up
7. If they say you are sweet move on

But we still love them

 

[Stumpy Tim]

youre not wrong , planning my 40 th i said to her she should invite a couple of her mates if she wants. so she goes on facebook and invites 40 f***ing people. its at our house for f*** sake. ive never heard of half of them , some of them are her f***ing geek IT work colleagues from years ago.

now shes sulking upstairs , f***ing bint

ill relax now

Made me laugh out loud

 

[Colossal Squid]

I like the noises women make in the night when the ballgags are slightly tongueily loosened. A quick thwack to the nasal bridge with a rolled up magaine and a basic announcement that i am there and watching and will never let them leave generally brings things back to the way they were and shouldn't be.

That may well be the best post I have ever read on this forum