Women

[Laughing Gravy]

I love women

Your not married to one then.

 

[patchamalbion]

Theres gotta be a perfect explanation....are you shit in the sack? It's alright though you can go back to stalking that gullys girl now

 

[The Goon]

I've yet to find a woman who likes to watch the darts. I get home after a hard days work, on thursday for 12 weeks each year for the last few years and think oh 3 hours of premiership darts on tv tonight sit down to watch and then the old slapper says that she wants to watch something else, so I say that I'll go upstairs and watch it up there, then she gets stroppy claiming that I put the darts before being with her. When she goes up to bed she expects me to follow. She thinks I spend too much time on NSC or looking at porn. She does do the cooking though but that is a woman's job.
Oh yes, she's thrown out my garden Gnomes as well.

My girlfriend loves darts and football. Infact she even likes some sports that i hate, Speedway for example. She has massive breasts and a cracking arse.




two words





WADE IN!

 

[public school boy]

My girlfriend loves darts and football. Infact she even likes some sports that i hate, Speedway for example. She has massive breasts and a cracking arse.




two words





WADE IN!

Fancy a change?

 

[The Goon]

Fancy a change?

no, i'm not gay!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Your not married to one then.

True

 

[public school boy]

no, i'm not gay!

So you've seen my wife too.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Matt, don't get mad... get EVEN: The Ultimate Revenge

 

[brighton_girl87]

Matt, don't get mad... get EVEN: The Ultimate Revenge

Oh wow that is truly horrible

 

[hitony]

Matt, don't get mad... get EVEN: The Ultimate Revenge

Danny is clearly one of there best customers

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Be afraid Tony... I slept in your bed

 

[hitony]

Be afraid Tony... I slept in your bed

Well.................thats the end of our little secret

 

[wellquickwoody]

Got with one of my 'mates' Saturday nights, then (obviously) didn't tell me until I confronted her.

Think positive, she might be up for a threesome!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Theres gotta be a perfect explanation....are you shit in the sack? It's alright though you can go back to stalking that gullys girl now

Yeah that's exactly the reason, well done. Oh, and yeah if ya' like! Also cheers for that link dan, I just oppened it in the library

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Also cheers for that link dan, I just oppened it in the library

Just say you study biology.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Just say you study biology.

Harhar. Somehow this cock of an administrator 'gavin' won't fall for that shit. He's such a Jeb end it's unbelievable.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Give him the crabs as well then!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Theres gotta be a perfect explanation....are you shit in the sack? It's alright though you can go back to stalking that gullys girl now

Also this has made me feel so much better. Thanks x

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Danny is clearly one of there best suppliers

 

[pasty]

What about men? Aren't you all wankers??!!!

No, no, not at all.

Some of us are liars