Women know nothing of suffering

[Dave the OAP]

David

You may have a nasty viral infection commonly known as 'Bogdanovitch's Goats Disease'

What colour are your stools and is your tongue green?

green and green

 

[pasty]

they are 'caariers' & spread their germs to the male

A woman comes back from the clap clinic and her concerned boyfriend asks her what happened. "It's okay, my docter said I just have Hermes" she said. "Hermes?, surely you mean Herpes" said the boyfriend. "No" she replied, "I'm just the carrier"

*Caveat - you probably need to be over 30 to understand above "joke"

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Are you a qualified magician?

eh ?