Women know nothing of suffering

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I am sat here in front of the fire, freezing cold, shivvering, horrible sore throat so I cant swallow a cup of tea, sore cheast, coughing ....and gennerally feel like shit

Its manflu and its REAL


Our Lord Jesus Chris and the prophet Mohammed are obviously oblivious to my suffering.

I am off to bed in a minute with my teddy, Heimlich

Be sure to stay wrapped up nice and warm Dave. A fluffy bathrobe perhaps...

 

[Dandyman]

I am sat here in front of the fire, freezing cold, shivvering, horrible sore throat so I cant swallow a cup of tea, sore cheast, coughing ....and gennerally feel like shit

Its manflu and its REAL


Our Lord Jesus Chris and the prophet Mohammed are obviously oblivious to my suffering.

I am off to bed in a minute with my teddy, Heimlich

Big Italian poof.

 

[bhaexpress]

Total lightweight, this week I have shrugged off fly and had the 'pleasure' of an abscess on a tooth which managed to make my whole face swell up. Did I stop work ? No, being self employed I can't afford to !

 

[Bozza]

Do we know if Dave made it through the hours of darkness?

 

[Woodchip]

Our thoughts are with you in your hour of need Mssr Gaffer. Hot Toddy and early to bed - any excuse to consume alcohol really.

 

[NMH]

Will you be giving Heimlich 'the manoeuvre' ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Isnt t crap when you cant get comfortable in bed and you cant beathe properly, you are within 2 seconds horrendously hot and then freezing cold.

I am still hovering between delirium and misery.


apart from that, the wife has made me hot ribena.............

 

[Bozza]

Isnt t crap when you cant get comfortable in bed and you cant beathe properly, you are within 2 seconds horrendously hot and then freezing cold.

I am still hovering between delirium and misery.


apart from that, the wife has made me hot ribena.............

You're alive though which is probably the best news I've had all day.

 

[Dave the OAP]

You're alive though which is probably the best news I've had all day.

just about!!!

 

[tedebear]

The good result should give you at least some cheer!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

This is rediculous.

I am still feeling like shite...my throat is like sandpaper and I keep wretching as its full of snotty stuff.

I cant sleep, havent eaten much for 3 days and I am very very poorly



And i am off work watching the cricket ( not much joy there)

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My sympathies go out to you and all your family Dave. When I was suffering a couple of weeks ago Mrs Wildy Ears pissed off to visit her parents, taking the dog with her.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

i blame Jesus Chris

 

[Dave the OAP]

My sympathies go out to you and all your family Dave. When I was suffering a couple of weeks ago Mrs Wildy Ears pissed off to visit her parents, taking the dog with her.

the mrs slept on the sofa last night after an hour of me coughing and sluttering in bed!

 

[The Oldman]

Dave you will have to accept that we are the weaker sex and therefore you will be offwork all week and neeed constant tender loving care from your nearest and dearest.

Mind you 'er indoors could tell you to pull yourself together and get back to work!

Anyway hope things improve soon

 

[Dave the OAP]

i blame Jesus Chris

Nah...too many fish in the atmosphere seemly!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I had manflu last weekend. Come Monday was feeling a bit better but had a load oıf writing to do so stayed at home. Needed a certificate for work so asked a reklative doctor of mine. Imagine my surprise when he said I had a virus and gave me four more days off work. Got all my writing done and went back to work Thursday with a spring in my step. There must be something in this Manflu thing......

 

[Perry Milkins]

David

You may have a nasty viral infection commonly known as 'Bogdanovitch's Goats Disease'

What colour are your stools and is your tongue green?

 

[Barrow Boy]

David

You may have a nasty viral infection commonly known as 'Bogdanovitch's Goats Disease'

What colour are your stools and is your tongue green?

What the hell has the colour of his furniture got to do with it?

 

[Perry Milkins]

What the hell has the colour of his furniture got to do with it?

Are you a qualified physician?