Woman caught having sex in the car..........

[pishhead]

Could you describe the nature of the damage?

Snapped, owing to misadventure.

 

[Two Professors]

That makes Taylforth look reasonable.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

By the looks of it she meant tea cosy

 

[Hendrax]

wasn't a Cowgirl hat was it ?

I see you got in there before someone else did.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I thought having it off in a car in public was just frowned upon, every has gotten so sensitive since Katie Hopkins noshed off a bloke in a field...

 

[knocky1]

She was looking to see if her coil was in her clutch.

 

[Stat Brother]

Just read the article. She was looking for her hat and gloves whilst in the car, which was parked at a lighthouse car park. All very illuminating. I wonder if we'll see more when we have the Brentford beam back?

Midnight at Whitley Bay, in January.

FFS.
Either let them get on with it.
Or just say (like the fella did) it's a fair cop guv.

Hats off to the fella for even being about to see his winkie, pretty sure it was cold enough to have an innie.

 

[banjo]

Did she have a sticky clutch

 

[el punal]

Is a handbrake turn the petrolhead's version of a w**k?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Was it a Prairie hat?

 

[TheJasperCo]

"Honest guv, I fell on it and tried to shake it loose but it wouldn't come off".

 

[Bob'n'weave]

By the looks of it she meant tea cosy

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I would.

 

[hampshirebrightonboy]

So how come the bloke wasn't in court as well?

 

[Albion my Albion]

If I was her I would keep my hat in a different spot. You could call it the H-spot.

 

[Albion my Albion]

So how come the bloke wasn't in court as well?

He knew where his head covering was located.

 

[hart's shirt]

Fedora the explorer was caught by the Fez and done up like a Kippah.


"Ushanka?"

"No, your Honour. She got arrested before I got the chance."

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I have had been caught in the act at least three times, pervy police having a sneaky peak through my misted up Escort.

I received no caution, it was the norm back then.........wasn't it?

 

[Buzzer]

You ever been picked up by the fuzz?

No but I've been swung round by the tits.

 

[AK74]

'Wherever I lose my hat, is where I moan'?

 

[SweatyMexican]

"Maybe if I took you into the back room and showed you what I did, you'd let us off guvnor?"