Woman caught having sex in the car..........

[Swillis]

I was once walking through crystal palace park about 6am and saw a car parked up near a tree with a man with his head on the steering wheel. I wasn't sure if he had crashed or was unconscious. As I walked over he looked up and a very startled woman appeared out of nowhere
He then told me I was a pervert and he was going to call the police, I said good luck with that and watch your mouth, when he said or what I said I was talking to her

Never will forget that, tried to be a good Samaritan and ended up being called a pervo.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I was once walking through crystal palace park about 6am and saw a car parked up near a tree with a man with his head on the steering wheel. I wasn't sure if he had crashed or was unconscious. As I walked over he looked up and a very startled woman appeared out of nowhere
He then told me I was a pervert and he was going to call the police, I said good luck with that and watch your mouth, when he said or what I said I was talking to her

Never will forget that, tried to be a good Samaritan and ended up being called a pervo.

Crap! I guess they do that too.

 

[Puppet Master]

Slag

 

[Rowdey]

So how come the bloke wasn't in court as well?

The guy admitted it straight away and just got a caution - she denied it, and it went all the way to court, and got fined/costs etc.

I'm with [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]; here - midnight, a deserted car park in January, and the Old bill nick them. Ok, a door was open, and light on, but was this all really necessary..

 

[GT49er]

I'm with [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]; here - midnight, a deserted car park in January, and the Old bill nick them. Ok, a door was open, and light on, but was this all really necessary..

Agree - it was well after the 9 o'clock watershed. What time do kids in Whitley Bay get called in and put to bed, ffs?

 

[el punal]

The guy admitted it straight away and just got a caution - she denied it, and it went all the way to court, and got fined/costs etc.

I'm with [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]; here - midnight, a deserted car park in January, and the Old bill nick them. Ok, a door was open, and light on, but was this all really necessary..

A door was open, and a light on . . . . . but was anyone in?

 

[ferring seagull]

Tells judge she was looking for her hat.

Over to you............what's your excuse.?

Was there a man or another woman involved ?

 

[portlock seagull]

Looking for that McDonalds chip you always drop when eating at the wheel...

 

[Sussexscots]

Midnight at Whitley Bay, in January.

FFS.
Either let them get on with it.
Or just say (like the fella did) it's a fair cop guv.

Hats off to the fella for even being about to see his winkie, pretty sure it was cold enough to have an innie.

Agree. What 'Public Decency' is actually being outraged here? Police and courts have time enough to deal with a consenting couple having a shag and fine her near a grand.! Bit of an overreaction .

 

[warmleyseagull]

Was it a Triumph?

 

[el punal]

Was it a Triumph?

It could have been, maybe an estate car or as the Americans call them - a shooting brake.