[Help] Window cleaning (not Microsoft)

[Jack Straw]

Don't go for the guy our local vicar got. One day, he knocked on the vicar's door for his money and asked for £200.
"Why should I pay that?" asked the vicar.

"Because of what I saw you doing when I was cleaning your windows the other day. Not entirely sure your congregation would approve."

Grudgingly, the vicar handed over the money. The next day, the bishop came to tea. He commented to the vicar how clean his windows were and asked how much they cost. "£200" said the vicar. "£200? Said the Bishop. "Wow - he must have seen you coming"




I'm like Time Team for jokes.

It's the very last sentence that I really found funny!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Come on oh wise and wonderful of NSC tell me the secret.
Whenever I clean my windows they look lovely and clear but as soon as the sun gets on them you can see smears!!
I wash them with a sponge and clean water.
I’ve used a Karcher vacuum thingy
I’ve used window cleaning spray with paper and fibre cloths but it the same every time.

I have read about vinegar and water but I would have though a purpose made spray would be more efficient.

Who has a window cleaning secret.

We use cold water with lemon juice and buff up with a micro fibre cloth.

 

[AmexRuislip]

@<u><a href="https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/member.php?u=750" target="_blank">swindonseagull</a></u> is quite old........

 

[arewethereyet?]

Vinegar and newspaper [emoji1303]

Filled with

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I use an isopropyl and vinegar mix, buffed with microfibre cloth and kitchen roll

 

[Hampster Gull]

Have you tried opening then closing them?