Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
It's the very last sentence that I really found funny!Don't go for the guy our local vicar got. One day, he knocked on the vicar's door for his money and asked for £200.
"Why should I pay that?" asked the vicar.
"Because of what I saw you doing when I was cleaning your windows the other day. Not entirely sure your congregation would approve."
Grudgingly, the vicar handed over the money. The next day, the bishop came to tea. He commented to the vicar how clean his windows were and asked how much they cost. "£200" said the vicar. "£200? Said the Bishop. "Wow - he must have seen you coming"
I'm like Time Team for jokes.