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Is this Halep lady having an orgasm every time she hits the ball ?
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Wimbledon 2017
- Thread starter Frutos
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
One of the best Wimbledon matches ever......and the wave starts
That was unreal. I've long felt that outside of Selhurst, the crowds at Wimbledon are collectively the most embarrassing bunch of BUFFOONS at any sporting venue. There's always one goon who has to get one more shout in after the rest of the "COME ON XXXX"'s have finally died down. The shrieks and yelps emanating from the Prosecco-addled, sunburnt, middle-aged Mumsnet brigade cheering on whatever piece of beefcake they've latched themselves onto is utterly cringeworthy.
And the outright HYSTERIA that erupts if a pigeon lands on the court makes me idly wish for a tactical drone strike on the whole cuffing thing.
Konta has a habit of making unforced errors and they usually come in groups of three or four.
The only reason she hasn't beaten the number two seed out of sight.
Konta is a bit chokey.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Indeed
The Lemming Stomper
Under the flag
Blimey, if that's chokey.......
Absolutely 100% this. Glad I am away and missing the whole ****ing thing. Only current exposure is the Facebook feeds from people who usually express no interest in sport whatsoever but for two weeks somehow find watching tennis 'super stressful' and every performance 'amazing'. So glad I am not in the office and having to put up with the inevitable hours of discussion about it, and irritating minute-by-minute updates on Murray being 'in a tense tie break'......
**** OFF!
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patchamalbion
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absolute epic hitting and great nerve there from Konta!
huge set ahead
huge set ahead
She's not the only one
Till that point she had chances to take the break and didn't!
So a bit chokey
Remember, this is an opinion. I don't care that much about the women either. Despite the prowess of Serena Williams, her sister, and other good women players, they just don't entertain me very well. It's much like watching U-17 compared to the senior team.
So please tell us, what kind of grunt/noise that a woman tennis player makes convinces you she is having an orgasm?
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Tennis is shite.
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It's a different sport really.
A bit like basketball and wheelchair basket ball...
It's not, but thanks
Konta has choked her way to a break in the final set... 3-2
patchamalbion
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well done