[Football] Why no palace p1ss take thread ?

[Brian Fantana]

I think it’s mainly because we’ve been engrained as Albion fans to expect that things will go remarkably badly as soon as we expect anything better. Gloating threads about Palace would inevitably result in a defeat at SP.

 

[schmunk]

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Seems reasonable - I think I'd find it hard to successfully manage a football club if I was that constipated.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Don't tempt fate

 

[Pavilionaire]

No Palace piss-take thread because:

1. Finishing above them last season and continuing to be top half means the game has changed.
2. We are a better club in every respect except for the vocality of home support, and we've proved it.
3. There are a number of clubs who have usurped Palace's position as the club you love to hate. First it was Leeds, now it is Chelsea.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

Definitely deserves a thread. (No danger of them suddenly becoming better than us !! )

These clowns are an absolute MESS at the moment. Their lord and saviour viera has been found out as a fraud and they are now calling for his head after a few bad results. With a few calling for dyche.

ZERO shots on target in last 2 games.

Will we finally beat them at sellhurst again in a few weeks or will it all end in tears as usual?

Agree, also, I've seen videos of their fans in dissaray with one another, fighting in the stands. Homesdale ****s vs some kids or something. All being led on by some retired ex thugs according to some Palarse colleagues at work. It's hillarious. Some great videos flying about. Apparently planning meets with one another, imagine that. hahahahah

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

Funny how it goes, isn't it. I think we just see Palace as a lesser club at the moment.

I know it's contentious and a bit childish of me, but I'd rather we finished above Chelsea this season than anything Palace did (or didn't)...

Hmmm naaa, defo scum over Chelsea, but both would be lovely.

 

[Swansman]

No Palace piss-take thread because:

1. Finishing above them last season and continuing to be top half means the game has changed.
2. We are a better club in every respect except for the vocality of home support, and we've proved it.
3. There are a number of clubs who have usurped Palace's position as the club you love to hate. First it was Leeds, now it is Chelsea.

Not to forget the three weeks or so when no one liked Newcastle.

 

[Eeyore]

I'd rather see Leeds United relegated over Crystal Palace. Palace fans would be philosophical about it. Leeds United fans would demand they were re-instated because the top flight is a barren wasteland without them.

 

[Weststander]

They mean nothing to me.

(Just now).

 

[OzMike]

Seeing their results and their crap match reports and stats is comical enough.
Sitting back and watching it all come undone by their own hands, need no help from us.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Their supporters could have buggered off an supported yer Arsenals and Chelseas.

I thought they do? They certainly don't turn up to support palace when they're not in the premier league.

Average attendances

Crystal Palace Supporters' Website

www.holmesdale.net

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Agree, also, I've seen videos of their fans in dissaray with one another, fighting in the stands. Homesdale ****s vs some kids or something. All being led on by some retired ex thugs according to some Palarse colleagues at work. It's hillarious. Some great videos flying about. Apparently planning meets with one another, imagine that. hahahahah

Come on NSR share the comedy!

 

[AstroSloth]

Annoying isn't it. But yes - they are genuine fans of their team.

Which is why they were selling out their stadium in the championship right?

Oh wait no, 8,000 of them suddenly started turning up after promotion.

 

[El Presidente]

They mean nothing to me.

(Just now).

You once said the same about Vienna

 

[Icy Gull]

form will go out the window when we play them, it'll be a tough game.

that said, I'm looking forward to it now we have a manager who I think will 'get it', in terms of the rivalry.

as much as potter's calm demeanor was a good trait for squad management, and by no means a bad thing, I think in this case RDZ will be able to get the players properly fired up for it in a way that he didn't. I could be completely wrong, of course. we played quite well against them under GP at various points, but it always felt that, whilst it IS just another game, he didn't really appreciate it was more than that for the fans. but, as I said, I could just be over-reading into his generally placid persona

I think GP may have changed though. I watched some of last night’s game and noticed him gobbing and getting very mouthy with the fourth assistant after a penalty was turned down. Most un GP when he was here

 

[Guinness Boy]

Can't wait for this thread to be bounced by our resident Palace goons the very second after they shithouse another win over us.

They'd have to find it first. They seem to have disappeared for some reason.....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Knocky and Maupay, Selhurst legends. No one does Palace shithousery like a Frenchman...even Viera is getting in on it with his diabolique management. Tres magnifique. Vive la France!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

You once said the same about Vienna

I was going to do that - spoilsport!

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[dwayne]

Agree, also, I've seen videos of their fans in dissaray with one another, fighting in the stands. Homesdale ****s vs some kids or something. All being led on by some retired ex thugs according to some Palarse colleagues at work. It's hillarious. Some great videos flying about. Apparently planning meets with one another, imagine that. hahahahah

Lots of references to this on twitter but annoyingly videos have been taken down.