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Why has nobody been to the MOON lately ?



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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The last manned lunar landing was Apollo 17, back in 1972.

So todays Friday lunchtime PUB session was dominated by the question: Why has nobody gone up there for nigh-on 40 years now ? OK, the Apollo programme saw 5 successful missions whereby man has landed on the Moon and returned. So scientifically they'll already have gathered shedloads you'd have thought, therefore perhaps there's not so much to gain now in terms of scientific discovery by going there again.

But in this day and age, in a far more COMMERCIALISED world, going to the Moon and back would still be a BIG DEAL wouldn't it ? Massive in fact. I mean, you'd tune in to watch it wouldn't you ? How come we havn't had (for example) a manned mission from Cape Canaveral with a team of astronauts and, say, David Beckham to land on the Moon. "Tune in summer 2011 in full HD for this groundbreaking Worldwide event, as Beckham takes a free-kick in zero gravity. Brought to you by Coca Cola and Playstation."

Its clearly DO-ABLE isn't it ? I mean christ, if we could do this thing 40 years ago in 1969, then with the technological advancements we've had since then, landing on the Moon should be a piece of piss these days. But nobodys bothered DOING it have they ? Or was 1969 really all a load of studio-bollocks after all ?

I'm SUSPICIOUS now. And until I see David Beckham on the Moon, I won't believe we've DONE it.
 




Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot
Oct 8, 2003
4,751
Right here, right now
I thought everyone knew the moon is made of cheese?
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
No oil or minerals to mine init, only cheese. A Grand Day Out!
 


Mendoza

NSC's Most Stalked
I'm sure hiney was on his way there last year??
 

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looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
No oil or minerals to mine init, only cheese. A Grand Day Out!

There are moon missions planned within the next 20 years by the USA and China.

There is shitloads of Hellium3 there, a fuel for Nuclear fusion. It bounces of the earths magnetic field and there is very little here other than in enriched Uranium/warheads. A by product of mining this stuff is water and oxygen. The debate about this and moon missions is wether it should be combined with a mars mission.

If you google Hellium 3 you can read all about it.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,574
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We should have had some kind of MOONBASE there by now, surely.
If I was watching that first lunar landing back in 1969 (I wasn't, because I was -2), and someone had said to me that very day that there'd be a handful more landings but then absolutely bugger-all for at LEAST 50 years, then I'd have SCOFFED in their face, and gone and made a Buck Rogers starfighter out of an eggbox.
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
36,165
theres not enough interest scientfically (never was really for manned exploration) and its still too expensive for any sort of commercial activity.

or, you can go conspiracy and say it proves no one went there in the first place, ignoring the witnesses, rocks gathered and f***ing tracks that can be seen on Google Moon.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
63,668
The Fatherland
I have just bought Buzz Aldrin's new autobiography. Supposed to be an interesting read about eventually coming to terms with achieving your life's ambition.
 




Why haven't we been lately? Get with the programme Easy, man is yet to set foot on the MOON.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,574
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Why haven't we been lately? Get with the programme Easy, man is yet to set foot on the MOON.

Well, you know. This kind of question really does make me WONDER.

All the things we could/should have been doing over the last 40 years. Colonising it, building zero-gravity theme parks, regular shuttle runs and excursions, alien fishing trips, cheese workshops, lunar monkey tennis.

So much POTENTIAL.
 










Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Because it's a f*** of a lot of money to spend when you could go to Lanzarote and see equally shit land(moon)scapes for the price of a Sleazy jet ticket? There's a recession on.
 




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