[Misc] Why did the Lesbian cross the road!

[Questions]

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Because she is happier on the other side.

 

[Stat Brother]

Because she wasn't even a lesbian?
It wasn't even a road?

Discuss.

 

[Winker]

Was she chasing the chicken?

 

[studio150]

She wanted to go to the lesbian bar to dance


One for Jonathan Richman fans

 

[Diablo]

Because she wanted to ?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Thatcher!!!!

 

[nwgull]

Because she wanted to lick another woman’s fanny who was on the other side of the road.

 

[DJ NOBO]

I don’t think she’s really a lesbian.
Thoughts?

 

[Gwylan]

Was it Dyke Rd?

 

[gripper stebson]

She wanted to go to the lesbian bar to dance


One for Jonathan Richman fans

Yep, she was dancing all alone a little self conscious,

When some kids came up and said - "For dancing come with us".

I bloody love Jonathan.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Is there CCTV footage available?
There may be some clue in the footage as to why she chose this course of action at that particular moment.

 

[Icy Gull]

Was it Dyke Rd?

You have just reminded me of the fanzine Come Over The Dyke.

That wouldn’t be getting published in 2020

 

[jonnyrovers]

There was 2 lesbians walking down the road. I knew they were lesbians because they didn't fancy me.

Bernard Manning (1930 - 2007)

 

[Change at Barnham]

You've used an exclamation mark rather than a question mark.

Don't get so upset about it, life's too short.

 

[hart's shirt]

Why did the Lesbian cross the road?

I don't know, but she probably had to wait until the sapphic lights turned red.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You've used an exclamation mark rather than a question mark.

Don't get so upset about it, life's too short.

Au contraire. OP will be rightly disappointed with that thread title mispunctuation

 

[Binney on acid]

She wanted to go to the lesbian bar to dance


One for Jonathan Richman fans

Great track, from my favourite J.R. album.

 

[zefarelly]

Was it Dyke Rd?

Not a lot of parking spaces on Dyke Rd, if she doen't have a driveway maybe she left her Reliant Robin on the other side of the road ?

 

[Wellesley]

Because she wanted to lick another woman’s fanny who was on the other side of the road.