[Misc] Why did the Lesbian cross the road!

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

To celebrate the opening of the newly painted Pride crossing on the road. The crossing symbolises that gay, straight, queer, lesbian, bisexual are who we are. It wasn't actually the sexual orientation of the person crossing the road that mattered right?It was that there is a community, a safe and comfortable place for everyone to be who they are.

If this is true, I'm a little disappointed with the OP and, to be fair, myself for laughing at some of the 'jokes'.

 

[twickers]

Is it painted in rainbow colours instead of the traditional black and white?

That is usually the case in countries that permit.

 

[monty uk]

Schroedinger's lesbian?

The owner of Schrödinger's pussy?

 

[jessiejames]

Many people stop me and ask me where I acquired the fine timepiece I wear on my wrist.

Imagine their surprise when I tell them it came to me as the result of a misunderstanding.

You see, when the lesbian couple next door asked me what I'd like for my birthday, I said....

I wanna watch...

I'll get my coat.

I wonder after a disagreement, did they ever settle it with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissoring?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Was she chasing the chicken?

Obviously a hen as sure as hell she wouldn't be chasing a cock.

 

[jackanada]

To get to the other bride

 

[Durlston]

She'd haddock big còck up her and wanted to go to KFC instead - finger licking good.

 

[H block]

Why did the lesbian cross the road ?

Who knows no one has the courage to ask........

 

[Sussexscots]

To catch the bus?

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It's important to know which bus you're on!