Why can't woman just pay for stuff and f*** off?

[essbee]

Guinness Dave,

That was quite funny. Very funny in fact.

 

[Spider]

Interesting thread.

I've noticed something that women do at tills (and cashpoints)

Men tend to have their card or cash ready, pay and then put everything back in their wallet/bag as they are walking away.

Women however will wait in front of the till and put their change.card back into their wallet, then the wallet back into their handbag, then the handbag over the shoulder THEN walk away.

I've even see women take the moment in front of the till to do their coat up.

I've observed this for years and it almost always happens.

It's very strange.

Their is a related thing that women do when leaving a tube station when it's raining. They stop at the entrance, find the umbrella - put it up, then walk out.

Men will be preparing that umbrella as they are walking out, and won't physically stop to put it up.

I hate people who take ages after getting their change to get away from the checkout. However it's a tricky one because I also hate the fact I feel bad about wasting everyones time so leave the till with a receipt in my mouth, and handful of coins and a couple of notes balanced in one hand and a bag and a selection of the things I've bought in the other.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is all revenge for the fact that 9 times out of 10 we have to queue for the toilets, as opposed to you boys, who stroll in, shake it out, zip up and walk out (without washing your hands mostly).

Or just piss against a convenient house/wall/car

 

[Starry]

mrs starry does the most irritating thing.

shopping comes to £5.67.

mrs starry counts out £5.67 into one hand (this is done of course once she has got to the till and packed the bags, then spent ten minutes looking for her purse)

instead of handing that £5.67 over to the shopkeeper she then peers through the rest of her purse just incase there is another 1p and two 2p pieces so she can give that instead of a 5p piece or five 2p instead of one 10p. just hand the freaking money over already.

 

[Skint Gull]

The reason men don't offer change is because they never have any, because they take it all out of their pockets every night and put it in an over-sized whisky bottle or other container which they keep by their beds. FACT.

That's exactly what I was going to PROUDLY say, I'm struggling to see how that's a dig at blokes?

To be fair if the change for what i'm buying is less than 20p I normally put it straight in a charity tin if the shop has one. Then whatever I have less than 50p gets put in my tin every night, last 3 years I've had best part of £150 holiday spending money in that tin, and I have probably saved around 10 hours!

 

[Taybha]

This is all revenge for the fact that 9 times out of 10 we have to queue for the toilets, as opposed to you boys, who stroll in, shake it out, zip up and walk out (without washing your hands mostly).

Or just piss against a convenient house/wall/car

Thats because you gals like to go to the krapper in gangs of 4

 

[Return of the Rev]

Its to much for them

Just the same in the cab,they get the cab each week for the same journey.comes to the same amount but then after you have stuck the shopping to there door they are still flapping over the money! £4.80 they give you a fiver and then hold out the hand for change,you go back to the cab to get the 20p change and then they give it back with another 20p.
Why do we let them out the house with money?

 

[NMH]

Thats because you gals like to go to the krapper in gangs of 4

So true.
Here's a video of Bry Nylon, dancing his frustration off after the market, to a song that's all about wimmins and their wallets

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[clapham_gull]

This is all revenge for the fact that 9 times out of 10 we have to queue for the toilets, as opposed to you boys, who stroll in, shake it out, zip up and walk out (without washing your hands mostly).

Or just piss against a convenient house/wall/car

Does that confirm women do that thing at the till ?

I'm genuinely interested why some feel the need to "compose" themselves after paying.

It happens at Cash Machines as well.

The other thing is the mirror in lifts thing. I've lost count of the times I been in a lift when I've seen a women flap at their hair, surely it reverts to the original state after you walk out ?

This is always finished with the the 0/90 degree check.

What I look like from the front, and what I look like from the side. Never something in between, are you never worried how you look if approaching someone at 45 degrees ?

Never seem to worry if someone else is in the lift either ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What is it about the phrase CONVENIENCE SHOP that women just don't get?

You are talking about a village shop, not a convenience store.

When I go to the village shop out here in Firle, I expect Sally or Ami to engage me in conversation about what my young people are up to, how Joanne is getting on with her new boyfriend, whether the cricket team is well prepared for next season, who it was who was parked outside the school last Wednesday, causing the bus to run late because it couldn't get past, who missed a doctor's appointment because of this and whether or not I'd seen the latest instalment of the vicar's documentary series on BBC2.

I do NOT expect this to be "convenient".

If I am stuck in a queue (and we don't encourage "queues" in our shop), I expect to join in the conversation that is going on in front of me. And I expect the people who join late to ask politely if the story about the bus getting delayed can be repeated, because they'd missed the bit about the woman who was parking outside the school.

 

[brightonlass2009]

Similar issues after they've paid .... instead of just chucking their purse and receipt into their HUGE handbag they insist on standing there neatly folding the receipt, finding somewhere in the purse to put it, neatly placing the change in their purse and then insisting on packing the purse in their handbag in some hidden pocket

Ok, I don't do that. After I've paid I will chuck my change back into my purse, scrunch up the receipt and get out of there. Or even more conveinient, just stuff it in the carrier bag.
To be fair things like that are easier to deal with when standing outside the shop and not annoying customers.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Forget whether it's a man or woman thing and consider the brain fog that settles as soon as people cross the threshold of a farm shop. Immediately they clog the aisles whilst getting orgasmic over items they'd ignore in a supermarket: "Look darling, it's a PARSNIP!" and encourage their children to pick over any unwrapped items that they can get their their grubby little (fresh from the duckshit-filled pond) hands on. Cake being a speciality since it's important that Toby and Chlamydia bite the heads off all the gingerbread men before rejecting them and icing the lemon sponges with a fine drizzle of snot. The rest of the shop is filled with old and leaky coach tourists who have hours to kill before they are picked up again.

Sure, some of the offenders in the farm shop are wimmin but just as many are men who wander around like Tom Sodding Bombadil, idly picking up ecological cornflakes while waiting for the next "Pat the Lamb (only a tenner)" Session.

Meanwhile, Us Locals for whom it is just another Local Shop, are champing, furiously as we stand in an unnecessarily conversational line awaiting our turn to buy the biscuits and the 2 pints of semi-skimmed and get the f*** outta there.

Shopping? It's not just for girls. It's for all sorts of fuckwits.

 

[Taybha]

make that 2 fuckwits and 4 pints of semi skimmed for me

 

[Nibble]

Women who fart about with their purse and handbag after paying give the checkout operator a short breather before serving the next customer.

f*** the woman in front and f*** the tillmonkey. They get their breather on their 15 min break or they should get a better job.

Just because Briany, the 33 year old Brighton housewife has nothing better to do after dropping Milo and Blossom off at Middle St Primary school (and parking on the double yellows and pavement so normal folk have to walk down the middle of the f***ing road just so their precious spawn don't have to walk more than 3ft to school) before meeting her equally useless female friends doesn't mean I have to be dragged into their world just because she has all the f***ing time in the world. I don't, I have to get to work.

 

[Nibble]

Guinness Dave,

That was quite funny. Very funny in fact.

It was also Jack Dee joke.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Women generally take longer to do everything so taking a few more moments at any given opportunity seems like nothing to them.

What fucks me off most is my missus and her MASSIVE hangbag and her inability to find her keys EVER. When we're leavning her house we have to track down her keys which could be anywhere but are normally in her bag and when we get back she has to rummage around through all the shit in her MASSAVE bag that she just HAS to carry at all times. I'm starting to learn to be patient but I can never hide my disgust as we search the house AGAIN for her keys.

Don't even get me started on saying that she is ready to leave and then deciding that she just has to POP to the LOO.

****.

 

[bhaexpress]

You moan about women well I was in a long queue in Sainsburys just before Christmas. The MAN two customers in front of me got to the till, paid for his purchases and then decided that he wanted to spend some vouchers. He quite happiy wandered back into the shop to spend said vouchers making the rest of us wait until he came back to but this through the till.

Now that did piss me off. An old woman sorting out her change is not something that would annoy me.

 

[Gary Leeds]

Oh and while we are on it how about the tossers at the ticket machine (be it car park, train station or anywhere else you pay a machine) who has a ticket of lets say £4.80 and insists on putting every piece of change they have into the machine first just in case they have enough there to pay the charge. They get to £4.50 and they are scrabbling about looking everywhere for the last 30p, in the end they give up and put a £5 note in.

WHY THE F**K DIDNT YOU JUST DO THAT 10 MINUTES AGO

 

[tedebear]

If it annoys you so much then why the f*** don't you say something to the women involved? Scared of us? Frightened of being embarrassed?

Personally I pull my debit card out before I even start loading the conveyor belt or whilst I'm in the line for the till, put it in my pocket or whatever to speed up the whole sorry process. Can't be fussing about with small change these days - we put it in Arthurs money box, our way of saving for him.

 

[Taybha]

If it annoys you so much then why the f*** don't you say something to the women involved? Scared of us? Frightened of being embarrassed?

Personally I pull my debit card out before I even start loading the conveyor belt or whilst I'm in the line for the till, put it in my pocket or whatever to speed up the whole sorry process. Can't be fussing about with small change these days - we put it in Arthurs money box, our way of saving for him.

Well said madam MEN tut